William David Lee, ESQ.

I'm excited about this movie and all, but this is such a shitty trailer. It makes the film look like a direct to video crapfest. In any event, I don't know if theaters can handle the sheer presence of so much manly manness. We've got Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Terry Crews, and Randy Couture vs. David Zayas from Oz and Dexter, Eric Roberts, Dolph Lundgren, and Stone Cold Steve Austin. And because there wasn't enough testoserone, they threw in Mickey Rourke. Plus, Arnold is supposed to be making a cameo appearance in a scene with Stallone AND Bruce Willis. Shit, this movie will surely cause me to soil my pants with multiple bodily fluids.