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Oct. 9th, 2009

Long Beach Comic-Con

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A belated post, but a post nonetheless.

My shoulder hurt, my back was sore, and my feet were killing me. That's right, I was at a comic book convention. I hit up the first annual Long Beach Comic-Con this past Saturday. I should note that the LBCC has no relation to the more renowned San Diego Comic-Con. Most conventions are re-branding themselves as "Comic-Con" to capitalize on the success of San Diego's.

The main reason I attended was to do all the things I used to be able to do at SDCC before it became such a massive endeavor. Walk around the exhibit hall without feeling like a sardine, get my comics signed, gawk at D-list celebrities, and (most importantly) not have to deal with Twilight fans.

I was also hoping for better luck than the last time I visited the Long Beach Convention Center. This was back in 2004 when Wizard Magazine held the first Wizard World L.A. It was Spring Break and I bought a 3-day pass, looking forward to geeking out. Only I got crazy sick the night before. I was in a germ-induced daze and hardly remember even driving myself to Long Beach. I stumbled through the con for less than an hour (most of that time was spent sitting at a picnic table with my head down) before cutting my losses and heading home. I did get some comics signed by George Perez so it wasn't a total fail.

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The set-up was pretty old school. No crazy, super expensive multimedia extravaganzas, just tables with toys, comics, and other cool crap on them. Only Nintendo had anything fancy with a carpeted area where people could play Wii and DS games. Best of all, Artists' Alley was placed in the center of the hall whereas SDCC has kind of shoved it off into a corner like it was an ugly stepchild. The main floor was miniscule compared to San Diego. You could walk the hall at SDCC for days and still not see everything while it only took me 15 minutes to walk LBCC and see all the booths. Also, the Long Beach Convention Center is kind of a dump. Sorry, Long Beachers.

I got some books signed by Jim Lee and Geoff Johns, but missed out on a few others like J. Scott Campbell because the lines were too long (which was something I wanted to avoid.) Other comic professionals in attendance included: Stan Lee, Marc Andreyko, Philip Tan, Scott Williams, Peter Tomasi, Jeph Loeb and Norm Rapmund. I did see Seth Green and Kevin Grevioux from Underworld (the man has an insanely deep voice) scoping out the Con. Thomas Jane was there, and just like at SDCC, he was walking around barefoot and chomping on a cigar. I don't think he pissed on the side of a hotel this time.

I hope the convention lasts and expands as a nice alternative to the hustle/bustle of the increasingly Hollywood-centric SDCC. I would like to see a deeper involvement next year from the major comic book companies.

After a brief hiatus, Wizard is bringing back Wizard World L.A., rechristened as the Anaheim Comic-Con, taking place April 16-18. Eliza Dushku will be there and as primary Eliza Dushku Stalker, you know I'll be there.

I didn't really take that many pictures, but here's a sampling:

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More pics available on Flickr.

Sep. 26th, 2009

Comic Book Picks of the Week #38

Made a rare stop at ye olde comic shoppe this week and picked up a couple things.

Wolverine: Old Man Logan Giant-Size #1 (Marvel)

Giant-Size Logan

Ah, one of the reasons why I gave up comics: perpetual lateness. The conclusion to "Old Man Logan" finally hits stores so late that they skipped ahead in the Wolverine series and printed this as a separate issue. Unlike the insanely late Ultimate Hulk vs. Wolverine, this was worth the wait. After a hellish journey through a supervillain-controlled America, Logan has witnessed the death of his friend Hawkeye, battled the Red Skull (now self-declared President), and relived the tragic circumstances surrounding his retirement from superheroing. He returns home with the money to save his farm only to find his wife and children murdered by the Hulk Gang. Now, it's adamantium ass-kicking time. Wolverine proves why he's the best there is at what he does when he carves his way through an insane Bruce Banner and his inbred gamma-powered offspring.

Kick-Ass #7 (Marvel/Icon)

Kick-Ass #7

Also from Mark Millar is the penultimate chapter of Kick-Ass and if you thought the rest of the series was bloody, this one gets really nasty. The Red Mist betrays Kick-Ass while the mob beats the crap out of Big Daddy and shoot Hit-Girl out a window. That's only the beginning when Kick-Ass gets his testicles hooked to a car battery.

Blackest Night #3 (DC)

Blackest Night #3

After the disappointment of Infinite Crisis and Final Crisis, DC renews my faith with one of the best crossover events I've read in years. Black rings swarm the planet like locusts and bring the dead back to life to rip the hearts out of the living. The recently resurrected Barry Allen and Hal Jordan battle their former friends now in the form of a Black Lantern Justice League, including the recently murdered Hawkman and Hawkgirl. In space, the Black Lanterns show no mercy to ringbearers of any color. Even the ancillary titles are good reads...

Blackest Night: Batman - Gotham City is under siege by a group of resurrected Bat-villains. The new Batman and Robin (Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne) along with Tim Drake (now Red Robin), Commissioner Gordon, and Barbara Gordon barely escape with their lives when the dead parents of Dick and Tim return as Black Lanterns.

Blackest Night: Superman - Supergirl's father, Zor-El, attacks New Krypton while Superman and Kon-El try to save Smallville from the Earth-2 Superman and Lois Lane as the Psycho-Pirate forces the citizens to tear each other apart.

Blackest Night: Titans - Black Lanterns Terra and Omen begin the assault on Titans Tower as a resurrected Hank Hall murders the new Hawk, Holly Granger, right in front of Dove's eyes. And things get really messed up when Donna Troy meets the Black Lantern version of her dead son.

May. 8th, 2009

Comic Book Pick of the Week #37

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Century: 1910 (Top Shelf)

LXG Century: 1910

Despite my recent, heartbreaking decision to stop my regular buying of the comics, I will continue to buy the occasional (and very special) issue. The new League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is just that. Creators Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill create (to my knowledge) the first musical comic book, combining elements of Victorian and turn of the century literature with Bertolt Brecht. Set twelve years after the events of Volume 2, Allan Quartermain and Mina Harker have formed a group with the immortal Orlando, ghost hunter Thomas Carnacki, and gentleman thief AJ Raffles. Together, they investigate a mysterious cult led by Oliver Haddo as they prepare to raise the antichrist. Meanwhile, Captain Nemo's daughter, Janni, flees their island stronghold for London while Jack the Ripper returns to plague the streets of East End. All this as characters burst into variations of tunes from The Threepenny Opera ("Pirate Jenny," "Mack the Knife").

The back-up text piece focuses on life on the moon, referencing everything from Shakespeare to obscure Golden Age comic book superhero Stardust. You can also check out Jess Nevins' amazing annotations on Century.

May. 1st, 2009

X-Men: Volume 1



There’s an unwritten law in the comic book world. If you want your comic to make money, put an X in front of the title. The X-Men have become a massive cash cow for Marvel Comics and it’s become commonplace for comic book stores to have dozens of X-titles on the racks at any one time. So far there have been X-Men, Uncanny X-Men, X-Force, X-Factor, Generation X, New X-Men, X-Men Academy, X-Men First Class, Excalibur, Exiles, New Mutants, and Astonishing X-Men. Not to mention countless solo titles and mini-series for the hundreds of mutants at Marvel’s disposal. In fact, one of Wolverine’s mutant powers is apparently the ability to be at seven different places at once. Currently, Wolvie is a member of the Uncanny X-team as well as the leader of X-Force. He’s a member of the New Avengers and appears in two of his own books, Wolverine and Wolverine: Origins.

Hard to believe that X-Men was one of the least successful Marvel titles during the renaissance of the Silver Age. Created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Marvel’s merry mutants weren’t as popular as Spider-Man or the Fantastic Four. Sales of the book fell enough that the comic simply reprinted old material rather than original content. It wasn’t until Len Wein and Dave Cockrum were brought in to revamp the team with an all-new, more culturally diverse combination that X-Men skyrocketed to stardom. The new roster introduced in Giant Size X-Men included brand-new characters such as Storm, Colossus, and Nightcrawler, all of whom became integral characters in the X-universe. They also added in a certain claw-poppin’ Canadian who had only made a handful of appearances beforehand.

Films and animated series based on the property had been in development for decades. It wasn’t until the year 2000 that an X-Men movie would finally hit multiplexes. The X-Men had made appearances on other Marvel cartoons such as Marvel Superheroes back in the 60’s and Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends. A pilot, Pryde of the X-Men, was produced in the late-80’s for a proposed X-Men series that never got off the ground. I have it on VHS and you can view it on YouTube. It’s not half bad even if they inexplicably made Wolverine Australian. The pilot also spawned a friggin’ awesome arcade game.

A new animated series would debut on Fox in 1992 and it remains Marvel’s longest running cartoon. The rights to the show passed on to Disney and fans have spent years clamoring for complete season sets rather than the piecemeal releases offered to them. With X-Men Origins: Wolverine hitting theaters this weekend, Buena Vista has timed the release of these first two volumes perfectly. Volume 1 features all 13 episodes of the first season along with the first three episodes of the second. It’s a wise decision since it not only gives us more bang for the buck, but it nicely bookends the Morph story as well.

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The animation isn’t as smooth or detailed as Batman: The Animated Series and some of the movements and characters are off-model from time to time. Still, the stories are deeper than you’d expect from a Saturday morning cartoon with the series tackling themes of prejudice, isolation, and religion. The look of the show is steeped in the comic culture of the 90’s with the show utilizing the Jim Lee costume designs. Characters that were heavily popular at the time also made frequent appearances on the show including Bishop (with futuristic mullet action), Cable (in all his Rob Liefeld inspired shoulder pad glory), and almost every member of X-Force popped up somewhere. Many of the more famous X-Men stories (Days of Future Past, The Phoenix Saga) have been deftly adapted for the small screen.

Also, from everything I've been able to dig up on the interwebs, these episodes are the original uncut versions and not the ones edited for syndication.

Video/Audio/Extras
The video is presented in the original fullscreen aspect ratio. The picture quality is decent enough, but no remastering was done at all. The colors probably aren’t as sharp as they should be and there’s the occasional grain and specks. A big disappointment is the complete lack of extras. All you get are a few trailers for other Disney releases that play at the start of the disc. Only thing of interest is an upcoming special edition of Black Cauldron.

1. & 2. Night of the Sentinels (Parts 1 & 2)

Jubilee is captured by the Sentinels

Jubilee runs away from home after her foster parents register her with the Mutant Control Agency under the belief they’ll be able to help her. Under the direction of Henry Peter Gyrich and Dr. Bolivar Trask, the Agency has built an army of giant robots known as Sentinels with the express purpose of capturing mutants. One tracks Jubilee down to the mall where she’s rescued by Storm, Rogue, Gambit, and Cyclops. She’s taken back to their mansion in Westchester and introduced to the rest of the X-Men, Professor X, Jean Grey, Beast, Wolverine, and Morph. The X-Men break into the Control Agency’s headquarters to destroy their data.

They realize too late that it was a trap. Morph is killed and Beast captured as Cyclops is forced to call a retreat. Jubilee is taken by one of the Sentinels while attempting to see her foster parents. Cyclops visits Jubilee’s parents and damages a Sentinel, following it back to the Agency’s factory. The X-Men trash the place and rescue Jubilee who enrolls in Xavier’s School for Mutants.

Sabretooth makes his first appearance in the opening scene while Domino and Cannonball appear on television screens in the background.

3. Enter Magneto

Magneto strikes

Magneto attacks the federal penitentiary in order to free Beast who is awaiting his trial for the raid on the Mutant Control Agency. Beast refuses to go in order to see his day in court. During his hearing, the judge denies Beast bail. Sabretooth bursts into the courtroom demanding they release Beast. He is gunned down by the guards using laser weapons until Cyclops saves him. Wolverine simply stands by and does nothing. Meanwhile, Xavier explains Magneto was once his friend, but did not share his views that humanity and mutants could live together peacefully. Though they never mention it outright, it is alluded to that Magneto’s family was wiped out in the Holocaust. Magneto attacks a military base in order to launch its nuclear missiles. He defeats the X-Men easily, but Storm (with telepathic help from the Professor) is able to disarm the missiles in mid-air.

4. Deadly Reunions

Sabretooth and Jubilee

Wolverine leaves the mansion in disgust when he learns that the Professor is giving Sabretooth sanctuary in an effort to curb his savagery much like he did with Logan. He also leads the X-Men when Magneto hits a chemical plant. Once again, Magneto defeats the X-Men handily until Prof. X forces him to remember his traumatic childhood. Left alone with Jubilee, Sabretooth breaks free revealing he was sent by Magneto to destroy them from the inside. Wolverine manages to chase him away, but is severely wounded.

5. Captive Hearts

Storm

Cyclops and Jean Grey try to have a quiet night on the town when they’re captured by the Morlocks, mutants living underground due to their deformities. The Morlocks’ leader, Callisto, chooses Cyclops to be her mate and rule at her side. Storm, fighting her claustrophobia, challenges Callisto and defeats her in one-on-one combat to win their freedom and become the Morlocks’ new leader.

6. Cold Vengeance

Wolverine vs. Sabretooth

Unable to come to terms with his feelings for Jean, Wolverine returns home to the Canadian Arctic only to find Sabretooth has tracked him all the way there. Logan barely escapes and is taken in by a tiny village of Inuits. He finds peace until a jealous villager leads Sabretooth right to him. Meanwhile, Storm, Gambit, and Jubilee are sent undercover to the island of Genosha which claims they welcome mutants with open arms.

7. Slave Island

The man they call Cable

On Genosha, Gambit, Storm, and Jubilee are captured by the Genoshan government and used as slave labor along with dozens of other mutants. The leader of Genosha is the unimaginatively named Leader is plagued by guerilla attacks by a former comrade known only as Cable. Gambit bides his time, playing both sides until he can make his escape. Gambit returns to free the other mutants while Cable goes after the Leader.

Among the slaves were Feral, Warpath, Mystique, Sunfire, Northstar & Aurora, Richter, and the Blob,

8. The Unstoppable Juggernaut

Juggernaut makes a withdrawal

The X-Men return from Genosha only to discover the mansion has been trashed and Professor X missing. Unbeknownst to them, Xavier has flown to Muir Island to visit an old colleague, Moira McTaggart. Investigating the destruction, Wolverine and Jubilee come across Colossus, a large Russian mutant with the ability to turn his skin into steel. Colossus demolishes a building single-handedly angering the other construction workers. He’s arrested for robbing a bank and placed in a cell across from Beast. Rogue and Storm break him out in order to track down the real culprit, Xavier’s step-brother, the Juggernaut. Together, the team knocks off Juggernaut’s mystical helmet leaving him vulnerable to a psychic attack by Jean Grey.

9. The Cure

Cable and Mystique

In the Swiss Alps, Cable is on the hunt for Dr. Godfrey Adler who invented the control collars used by the Genoshans on their mutant slaves. He battles Adler’s benefactor, the wealthy philanthropist Warren Worthington, AKA Angel. On Muir Island, Xavier is introduced to Adler who has discovered a way to cure mutants of their…uh…mutantcy. Rogue flies their on her own hoping he can make her normal. In reality, Adler has been dead for some time and been replaced by the shape-shifting Mystique. The machine doesn’t cure mutants, but turns them into mindless slaves for Apocalypse. A three-way battle between the X-Men, Pyro & Avalanche, and Cable teaches Rogue that she can still use her abilities to help others.

10. Come the Apocalypse

Apocalypse and Mystique

Mystique uses the machine to turn several mutants into the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse. This includes Worthington who has been transformed into the Archangel of Death. The X-Men confront Apocalypse and his forces when they attack Paris. Rogue learns the location of Apocalypse’s headquarters underneath Stonehenge from Mystique. There, she absorbs some of the evil inside Archangel freeing him from Apocalypse’s control.

11. & 12. Days of Future Past (Parts 1 & 2)

Gambit and Bishop

This two-parter opens sometime in the future with an older Wolverine running from Sentinels in a post-apocalyptic future. He’s eventually captured by one of the Sentinels’ trackers, a fellow mutant named Bishop. The Sentinels determine Bishop is of no further use to them and decide to terminate them both. They manage to escape to the rebels’ headquarters where their leader, Forge, has built a time machine. Forge believes the future can be altered if they return to the past and prevent an assassination. Bishop volunteers and is whisked back, but the strenuous time traveling leave his memories muddled. He is able to discern that one of the X-Men is the assassin and attacks them at the mansion, fingering Gambit as the trigger man.

Subdued, Bishop reveals that following the assassination, the Mutant Registration Act is passed and Sentinels are mass produced. Mutants are rounded up into internment camps or killed, including the X-Men. The Sentinels eventually turn on the humans and enslave all of mankind. Not knowing who to trust, the X-Men fly off to D.C. and leave Wolverine in charge of Gambit and Bishop at the mansion. Gambit escapes as the rest of the X-Men battle Pyro, Avalanche, and the Blob. Mystique, disguised as Gambit, attempts to assassinate Senator Kelly in order to frame the X-Men. Rogue stops her only to realize Mystique was also her foster mother long ago. Bishop is sent back to the future and sees nothing has changed.

When Prof. X probes Gambit’s mind, we see glimpses of Ghost Rider and Belladonna.

13. The Final Decision

Professor X attacks Master Mold

Following the failed assassination attempt, Magneto kidnaps Senator Kelly who is rescued by new metal-free Sentinels. The alpha Sentinel, Master Mold, has developed his own free will and determines all of humanity is a danger. The first part of his plan is to replace Senator Kelly’s brain with a computer along with the other world leaders. All of the X-Men along with Magneto work together to destroy Master Mold and his army of Sentinels.

14. & 15. ‘Til Death Do Us Part (Parts 1 & 2)

Mr. Sinister

With the Sentinels no longer a threat, Cyclops and Jean Grey get married and go off to the tropics for their honeymoon. All along they’ve been under surveillance by Mr. Sinister who saved Morph’s life and sent him in disguised as the reverend. Meanwhile, an anti-mutant hate group, the Friends of Humanity, have risen into power following Senator Kelly’s change of heart and his election to the presidency. Using his powers, Morph disguises himself as various X-Men, incapacitating them in a variety of ways. He was also able to lure Professor X and Magneto to Antarctica where they are trapped by an avalanche. Learning Morph is alive, they track Morph to Sinister’s base in the tropics where Scott and Jean have been captured by Sinister’s henchmen, the Nasty Boys.

16. Whatever It Takes

The Shadow King

Storm and Rogue travel to Storm’s village in Africa when her godson is possessed by Professor X’s old enemy, the Shadow King. Wolverine searches high and low for Morph in a desperate attempt to convince him to return to the X-Men. Bloodscream and Roughhouse make quick cameos leaving Morph’s bar which I would assume is in Madripoor. Morph also shape shifts into Omega Red and Maverick in order to taunt Wolverine.

Apr. 21st, 2009

The DCAU Project #13

Welcome to another trip down the DC Animated Universe memory lane.

77. Showdown

Showdown

Ra’s al Ghul returns to Gotham. His men sleep gas the staff of a retirement home as Ra’s makes off with one of the elderly patients. Ra’s leaves behind a cassette for Batman and Robin to find. Playing the tape they hear Ra’s narrating a story set during the tail end of the 1800’s as the railroads expand into the Wild West. Bounty hunter Jonah Hex searches for a wanted outlaw named Arkady Duvall. A saloon girl leads Hex into the desert where he comes across Ra’s al Ghul and Arkady spearheading construction on a massive airship. Ra’s uses the ship to bomb the railroads eventually making his way east to Washington D.C. Hex sneaks aboard the airship, blowing it up from the inside out. Back in the present, Batman arrives at the airfield where Ra’s reveals the old man he has absconded with is Arkady, his son. Arkady served 50 years of hard labor and has survived due to a bath in the Lazarus Pit in his youth. Batman allows Ra’s to leave with his son, knowing there will be another day.

Jonah Hex, Two-Gun Mojo

I'm a huge Jonah Hex fan. The early issues of his current series are some of the best Western tales I've read. It's awesome that the producers were able to push a character the majority of their viewers never heard of and relegating Batman to a cameo appearance. The Jonah Hex depicted here is a much older version of the bounty hunter. His younger incarnation would appear in an episode of Justice League Unlimited. Jonah Hex is voiced by veteran Western actor Bill McKinney who played Redlegs Terrill in The Outlaw Josey Wales and one of the rednecks who made Ned Beatty squeal like a pig in Deliverance. "Showdown" also featured Bewitched star Elizabeth Montgomery as the saloon girl and Malcolm McDowell as Duvall.

78. Riddler’s Reform

Riddler's Reform

The Riddler has seemingly reformed and now works as a game designer for Wacko Toys. Batman doesn’t believe he’s gone straight for a minute. Sure enough, the Riddler is still leaving hidden riddles in his toy ads to clue the Dynamic Duo onto his next crimes. Deciphering the message, they find two of Riddler’s men robbing a jewelry store. The thieves manage to escape while Robin breaks his leg. Riddler uses his next clue to lead Batman into a trap at the convention center where he’s rigged the place with explosives. Of course, it fails and Riddler gets sent back to Arkham. Not knowing Batman survived by hiding in a safe, Riddler is driven insane by the fact he can’t figure out how Batman did it.

Arkham Asylum welcomes back Edward Nigma

Currently, the Riddler has gone successfully straight in the pages of Detective Comics, using his intellectual acumen as a private investigator. In "Riddler's Reform," he's unable to leave behind his criminal impulses. They do a really good job in exploring Nigma's obsessions. Riddler's henchmen in this ep are played by the late-Robert Pastorelli and The Greatest American Hero William Katt.

79. Second Chance

Second Chance

Bruce Wayne picks up the tab for Two-Face to have reconstructive surgery in an effort to return him to plain, old Harvey Dent. Thugs burst into the operating room and abduct Two-Face. Batman and Robin question two men who have grudges against Dent, Rupert Thorne and the Penguin, but neither of them did it. Batman tells Robin to stay back when he realizes the true mastermind. He confronts Two-Face (who kidnapped himself) at a construction site, only to be captured and placed in a typical supervillain death trap. Before he can decide on Batman’s fate, Two-Face flips his coin, but it lands on its edge. Batman, who switched it with a trick coin, uses the distraction to escape. Robin disobeys orders and swings in for the last second save.

Two-Face goes under the knife

An actual mystery for the detective which is surprisingly rare for the series. To the writers' credit, they found a way to make Two-Face even more sympathetic while still making him the main villain of the piece.

80. Harley’s Holiday

Harley's Holiday

Harley is declared competent enough to be released from Arkham. She takes her pet hyenas for a walk and decides to buy a new outfit at the same store where Bruce Wayne and Veronica Vreeland happen to be shopping. A misunderstanding with a security tag freaks out poor Harley. She slaps on the make-up and costume, grabbing Veronica as a hostage. From there, everything builds to a long, wacky chase involving the Dynamic Duo, Harvey Bullock, Boxy Bennett and Veronica’s father, General Vreeland, who comes after them in a tank. Harley is sent back to Arkham once more though Veronica has dropped all charges against her. Batman brings Harley the dress she attempted to buy and receives a big, fat kiss in return.

Harleen Quinzel shows off her release papers

All the Harley episodes are great, but I think "Harley's Holiday" is the best one followed by "Mad Love," "Harley & Ivy," and "Harlequinade." Paul Dini redeems himself following Ivy's birthing of the pod children. Again, they make Harley more sympathetic despite being the main antagonist. And I love the crazy screwball chase sequence.

81. Lock-Up

Lock-Up

Batman and Robin return the Scarecrow to Arkham where they meet the new head of security, Lyle Bolton. Scarecrow pleads with our heroes not to take him back as he escaped just to get away from Bolton. His curiosity piqued, Bruce Wayne calls for a hearing on Bolton where Harley, Scarecrow and the Ventriloquist are too intimidated to testify against him. Seeing this, Bruce offers to extend Bolton’s contract causing the inmates to recant their testimony. Bolton flips out, blaming society for creating all these lunatics. Remaking himself into Lock-Up, Bolton begins his mission by kidnapping Summer Gleeson who he views as the liberal media glorifying the very criminals he detests. Next, he goes after Commissioner Gordon, Mayor Hill and Dr. Bartholomew, imprisoning them all in the brig of a freight ship. Batman and Robin manage to free the prisoners. Lock-Up is defeated and sent to Arkham, this time as an inmate.

Lyle Bolton aka Lock-Up

Much like Harley, Lock-Up was a villain created for the series whose popularity warranted his introduction into the comic books. His most high profile criminal act was giving Lex Luthor and the Secret Society blueprints for every prison on the planet, allowing them to stage simultaneous break-outs worldwide.

82. Make ‘Em Laugh

Make 'Em Laugh

Batman encounters a new costumed criminal called the Condiment King, who robs a ritzy restaurant armed with ketchup and mustard guns. He slips on his own gunk and falls onto the roof of a police car. The Condiment King is revealed to be a well-known comic and his manager has no explanation for his actions. Alfred’s shopping trip is interrupted by another fruitcake dubbing himself the Pack Rat, who passes up valuables for junk. Batman and Robin deal with him easily and discover he’s really another famous comedian. They also find one of the Mad Hatter’s control chips attached to his neck. Visiting the Hatter in his cell, they find him comatose with one of his own chips implanted on his neck as well. Meanwhile, a third comedian, Lisa Lorraine, has been kidnapped. Their one connection was that they all judged a comedy festival which was crashed by a disguised Joker. This time around, he’s returned to make sure he’s crowned the funniest man in Gotham. To combat Batman and Robin, he’s turned Lorraine into Mighty Mom. Robin deals with the mop-wielding maniac while Batman takes his arch-nemesis. The Joker finally gets the trophy along with a ride back to Arkham.

The Gotham PD don't find Joker very funny

You know, I would totally buy JLU-style action figures of Condiment King, Pack Rat, and Mighty Mom.

83. Deep Freeze

Deep Freeze

A powerful robot breaks into prison and grabs Mr. Freeze from his cell. Batman and Robin consult with Carl Rossum who tells them the robot was designed by him for theme park mogul Grant Walker. Walker has taken Freeze to Oceania, a state-of-the-art island stronghold. He wants to undergo the same procedure that Freeze went through to become immortal. In exchange, he gives Freeze a new suit and the means to cure his wife. Becoming Mr. Freeze-lite, Walker further plans to freeze the entire world leaving only a select few alive and under his rule. Batman convinces Freeze to help them stop Walker. Freeze activates the island’s self-destruct sequence. Everyone evacuates, except for Freeze who stays behind with his wife. In the end, Walker is seen trapped inside a block of ice, sinking to the bottom of the sea while Freeze floats towards the Arctic inside a glacier.

Mr. Freeze with his wife Nora

"Deep Freeze" was a pretty good episode and a nice return for Mr. Freeze though it's not nearly as strong as "Heart of Ice." But, that's a hard act to follow. Still, I love the idea of Grant Walker, the evil Walt Disney with his James Bond supervillain headquarters. The direct-to-video movie, Batman: SubZero picks up right where this episode left off.

84. Batgirl Returns

Batgirl Returns

Bored with her studies, Barbara Gordon dons the Batgirl outfit to investigate the theft of a valuable jade cat. Checking out the scene of the crime, she runs into Catwoman who claims she didn’t steal the statue. The two of them team up to figure out who’s really responsible as Robin tries to keep tabs on them with Bruce Wayne away in Paris. Batgirl and Catwoman trace the acid used in the robbery to Roland Daggett who’s using one of his abandoned factories as a hideout. Daggett’s goons capture the girls, preparing to forgo the supervillain deathtrap and just simply shoot them and dump their bodies in the acid. Robin swings in just in the nick of time. As a part of their deal, Catwoman agrees to turn herself in, which she does only to escape a few minutes later.

Bats and Cats

The flip side of "Harley and Ivy" with the good girls or, at least, the good girl and the sorta-good/sorta-bad girl. I believe this is the last Batgirl appearance for the original incarnation of the series. She became a regular character when the show revamped and switched to the WB. The popularity of episodes such as this and "Harley and Ivy" lead to the web-exclusive Gotham Girls focusing on the female denizens of Gotham. To my knowledge, they haven't been released on DVD yet.

Apr. 18th, 2009

The DCAU Project #12

70. The Terrible Trio

The Terrible Trio

A new gang of criminal masterminds, the Terrible Trio – Fox, Shark and Vulture, strike Gotham. During their initial encounter with the Dynamic Duo, a bomb hidden under the docks leaves Robin with a broken leg and Batman vowing to bring them to justice. In reality, the Trio are three trust fund babies turning to crime out of boredom. Their leader, Fox, is Warren Lawford robs and beats the father of his girlfriend, Rebecca Fallbrook. On a ski retreat, she discovers their dual identities and the Trio plan to kill her until Batman makes the save. Lawford suffers the worst punishment, imprisonment inside a tiny, filthy, cockroach-infested cell.

Vulture, Fox, and Shark

This was a solid episode that I don't hear people praising too much. I love the dichotomy between the rich douchebags and Bruce Wayne. These are slightly different versions than the Terrible Trio of the comics. The last versions were CEOs responsible who were taken down by the new Dr. Mid-Nite. Later, they were sent to Arkham Asylum where Warren White took over as the shark. They were revamped into mutated versions of their respective animals in The Batman while being turned into martial arts masters in Brave and the Bold. Hector Elizondo plays Rebecca's father. "Terrible Trio" also features Peter Scolari as Shark and Bill Mumy as Fox.

71. Harlequinade

Harlequinade

The Joker crashes a black market auction, Joker gassing some poor schmoe and stealing a massive bomb. Mayor Hill refuses to evacuate the city in order to avoid panic. With no alternative, Batman springs Harley Quinn from Arkham to help find her boss. Harley leads Batman to one of Joker’s old hideouts and discovers its now being used as a gambling den by Boxy Bennett. Harley conks Bats in the head and enraptures the entire club with a torch song. Distracted, they fail to notice Robin freeing Batman. All three of them mop the floor with Bennett’s gang. Harley figures Joker is holding the Mayor hostage to keep everyone contained in the city. There’s no ransom this time, he plans on blowing everybody up. Harley turns on the Dynamic Duo, ready to getaway with her puddin’. When she realizes Joker plans on leaving behind all her friends and her pet hyenas, Harley turns on him. Batman deactivates the bomb just in time and those wacky lovebirds are back together again.

Harley Quinn

Harley episodes always rule and "Harlequinade" is no different. We learn a little bit more about Harley's backstory which was new territory since she'd been created specifically for the series. Robin using fish as nunchucks was also awesome sauce. This wouldn't be Paul Dini's last foray into torch songs as he'd also write the Justice League episode, "This Little Piggy," which had Batman showing off his baritone pipes. Dick Miller makes the first of two appearances as crime boss, Boxy Bennett.

72. Time Out of Joint

Time Out of Joint

The Clock King resurfaces, now working as a lab assistant to a physicist named Dr. Wakati. Fugate steals an experiment drive that allows him to move at super speed. Batman and Robin are able to foil his first attempt on the Mayor’s life, but Clock King manages to attach one of the devices to the Batmobile, putting them out of synch with normal time. Batman locates and destroys the device, having been trapped for two days. Clock King rigs a bomb to kill the Mayor at the opening of the new courthouse. Wakati shows Batman and Robin how to use the devices and they arrive at the last split-second. Mayor Hill is saved, Clock King is arrested and Dr. Wakati must continue to keep his invention a secret until mankind is ready for it.

The Clock King

They dropped some neat science here. This would be the last appearance of the Clock King who wouldn't return to the DCAU until Justice League Unlimited.

73. Catwalk

Catwalk

Bruce Wayne invites Selina Kyle to a museum fundraiser thrown by Veronica Vreeland, but she finds it to be a big bore. Almost as big as life without Catwoman. She’s accosted afterwards by the Ventriloquist and Scarface who hire her to steal Vreeland’s jewels. However, Scarface pulls a double-cross, sounding off the alarm and making Catwoman a wanted criminal once more. She and Batman check the museum and figure out Scarface was really after stuffed, extinct animals to fence to the Penguin.

Selina Kyle aka Catwoman

Supervillain team up! In what would become a recurring theme for Catwoman, she keeps trying to go straight, but can't help doing bad. Catwoman and Ventriloquist is an odd combination so kudos to the creators for thinking outside the box. They played off each other really well.

74. Bane

Bane

For $5 million, Rupert Thorne hires an expensive freelancer to take out Batman once and for all. His name is Bane, who escaped from a Cuban prison after becoming a test subject for a super-soldier program. He vows to break the Bat. His first move is to observe and study Batman in action against Killer Croc. Bane decimates Croc before he can lay an ambush in the sewers. Bane also trashes the Batmobile with his bare hands. While spying on Thorne’s office, Robin is grabbed by Bane to be used as bait for the bat. Bane and Batman finally fight it out aboard one of Thorne’s cargo ships. Batman jams one of Bane’s venom feeders with his Batarang causing a massive overdose. The Caped Crusader gets the last laugh, bringing a defeated and unmasked Bane to Thorne.

I must break you!

Bane debuts and tries to go Ivan Drago on Batman's ass, "I must break you!" Of course, he isn't nearly as successful as he was in the comics. Batman beats him pretty solidly in his one and only appearance on the original show. Bane would return in the revamped New Adventures of Batman and also make a one-time appearance on Superman: The Animated Series. Henry Silva from several Cassavetes films as well as Jim Jarmusch's Ghost Dog plays the South American Bane.

75. Baby-Doll

Baby-Doll

Mary Dahl was a former actress who suffered from a rare disease that prevented her from aging. Despite being in her thirties, she still has the body of a six year-old. She became a star on a cheesy sitcom, but failed to achieve success afterward because of her condition. Dahl has snapped and kidnaps her former co-stars in a demented effort to relive her glory days. Robin disguises himself as the final cast member, leading Batman to Baby Doll’s hideout. Robin frees the hostages while Baby Doll escapes into a nearby amusement park. Chased into a funhouse hall of mirrors, Baby Doll finally gives it up after staring into a reflection of what her normal self would look like.

Baby Doll

Another odd episode from Paul Dini. I think Baby Doll was created to give Batman more women in his rogues gallery. Obviously, she doesn't pose a physical threat to the Dark Knight at all. However, she has one of the saddest and most realistic origins out of any of the other bad guys. Weird note, Baby Doll's henchmen were dressed as Gilligan and the Skipper.

76. The Lion and the Unicorn

The Lion and the Unicorn

Alfred abruptly leaves in the middle of the night after receiving an urgent call from his old friend Frederick. Arriving in London, he’s kidnapped by two men working for Red Claw. Alfred and Frederick are the only men who know the access codes to a secret missile silo. Red Claw injects them both with truth serum to extract the information she needs. Batman and Robin follow Alfred’s trail to Black One Castle only to arrive too late to prevent the missile from launching. Batman jumps into the Bat-Plane to go after the missile before it hits London. Red Claw pops out from the back seat, accidentally ripping off his mask. Batman activates the ejector seat, launching Red Claw into the English Channel and allowing him to shoot down the missile just as it was about to strike Big Ben.

Red Claw

A rare Alfred episode. People don't realize that he's more than just the dude who fixes Bruce Wayne sandwiches and shit. He's a mechanic, a trained actor, former war medic, and in this episode, he's revealed to have been a former British intelligence agent. The lion and the unicorn are a reference to the coat of arms of the United Kingdom.

Apr. 17th, 2009

The DCAU Project #11

63. Read My Lips

Read My Lips

A new gang strikes Gotham beginning their wave of crime by robbing the box office at Gotham Square Garden. Viewing surveillance tape of the crooks, Batman recognizes one of them as the massive Rhino. He follows Rhino back to the gang’s hideout and shockingly discovers the ringleader is the nebbish Arnold Wesker, the Ventriloquist, whose split personality manifests itself in his psychotic dummy, Scarface. The gang captures Batman who tricks Scarface into believing the Ventriloquist is his informant. While Ventriloquist and Scarface wrestle over a gun, Batman uses the distraction to free himself. One of the flunkies accidentally blasts Scarface into a million pieces. The Ventriloquist is sent to Arkham where the doctors note he’s made remarkable improvements. He passes the time in wood shop where he begins building a new Scarface.

The Ventriloquist

The first appearance of one of Batman’s more underrated archenemies, the creators do a good job of balancing the comedic aspects of the character while maintaining the inherent creepiness of all ventriloquist dummies. Character actor George Dzundza does the voices for both Wesker and Scarface. Earl Boen who played Dr. Silbering in the Terminator films played henchman, Rhino, and Joe Piscopo also makes an appearance in a bit role.

64. The Worry Men

The Worry Men

Veronica Vreeland returns to Gotham from a trip in the Amazon. She gives out Worry Men, tiny dolls that relieve one of their nightmares and worries when placed under their pillow. Bruce Wayne notices a Mayan witch doctor on the roof. He dons the costume and fights him. The witch doctor escapes by toppling over a large statue into the crowd. Unbeknownst to him, Alfred puts one of the dolls under Bruce Wayne’s pillow. The following night, Bruce tells his secretary to place $20 million in a briefcase and he leaves it on the ledge outside his office where it’s snatched by another tribal man. Batman follows Veronica to her yacht where she prepares to toss a briefcase full of jewels over the side. Batman stops her, but allows the tribal men to escape. Examining the worry men, he finds the mind control technology of the Mad Hatter. Batman is overpowered by the Hatter’s entranced mob and about to be guillotined when he uses a sound device to deactivate the microchips.

The Mad Hatter

Batman fighting Mayan warriors probably sounded cooler on paper. I don't have much to add to this episode. Marilu Henner returns as Veronica Vreeland and Geordi LaForge himself, LeVar Burton plays one of the Mad Hatter’s victims.

65. Sideshow

Sideshow

Killer Croc escapes from a train while being transported to prison. Croc flees into the woods and goes over a waterfall. He’s rescued by a boy with flippers named Billy who is a part of a commune of sideshow freaks. The others are Richard, a hunchback ringleader; May & June, the Siamese twins; and Goliath the strongman. Croc claims to have been an abused circus attraction. When Batman arrives, Croc and the others subdue him and lock him in a cage. The freaks prevent Croc from killing Batman so he knocks them out with sleeping gas from the Bat-utility belt. They break free and Billy & Goliath assist Batman in capturing Croc.

Killer Croc

This is probably the best Killer Croc episode and it does a great job in humanizing an otherwise silly character. The flipper boy reminded me of Arturo from Geek Love. JoBeth Williams provides the voices for the Siamese Twins while the awesome Kenneth Mars plays the Shakespearean inspired ringleader. Brad Garrett from Everybody Loves Raymond plays the strongman and he'd return to the DC animated universe as Lobo.

66. A Bullet For Bullock

A Bullet for Bullock

Bullock has a rough time enjoying the holidays seeing as how somebody is trying to kill him. He’s nearly run over by a car and shoved onto the subway tracks. Bullock actually calls on Batman’s help in investigating the culprit’s identity. Batman narrows down the lists of suspects to a drug dealer named Vinnie the Shark who was sent to prison by Bullock earlier that year. The substitute Dynamic Duo bust up the Shark’s new operation, but learn he’s not the one making the attempts on Bullock’s life. In the end, it turns out to be Bullock’s hoity-toity landlord, Nivens, who finally snapped due to Bullock’s constant ridicule and filthy habits.

Harvey Bullock

I love these episodes that delve into the lives of the supporting cast. It's too bad they haven't been able to work Bullock or Montoya into the Bat-films. Watching Dark Knight you could tell Wuertz and Ramirez were probably supposed to be them. Jeffrey Jones from like a billion other movies (incl. Ferris Bueller) does the voice of Bullock's landlord who does bare a strong resemblence to David Nivens.

67. Trial

Trial

Gotham’s new District Attorney, Janet Van Dorn, disapproves of Gordon’s relationship with Batman. Not only does she disagree with his methods, she believes him to be responsible for every one of his rogues. Both Van Dorn and Batman are kidnapped and taken to Arkham where the inmates are literally running the asylum. The villains are putting Batman on trial with Van Dorn as his defender, Two-Face as the prosecutor, Joker as the judge and the rest as the jury. One by one, Van Dorn calls each of the villains to the stand where they all blame Batman for their problems. After hearing their testimonies, the D.A. sees that they would have become nutjobs with or without Batman. Surprisingly, the jury finds Batman not guilty. Naturally, they decide to just kill him anyway. Batman is able to get loose and fights pass an asylum full of psychotic inmates, facing off against Judge Joker in the climax.

Judge Joker

This is definitely my favorite episode of the entire series. They managed to work in nearly every member of the Bat-rogues gallery while exploring all the neuroses that went into their creation and their symbiotic relationship with Batman. We also see how the super-villains react to each other and a day-to-day basis which is something else we almost never see. Plus, Joker is awesome in this ep. All the usual voice actors return for their roles. This time around, Van Dorn is voiced by Stephanie Zimbalist from the 80's TV series, Remington Steele.

68. Avatar

Avatar

The episode opens with a sepia-toned flashback to 1898 in Egypt where a young Ra's al Ghul explores a hidden tomb. Returning to the present, Ra's has stolen a scroll that will supposedly lead him to the resting place of the Ancient Egyptian queen Thoth Khepera. Batman travels to Gibraltar to find Talia who believes her father is dead and questions why he wouldn't contact her first. Flying to Egypt, they find a secret entrance to Ra's lair behind an antiquities shop. Ra's forsakes his daughter for her disobedience. Ra's finds the tomb of Thoth Khepera whose magicks were similar to the ones used to create the Lazarus Pit. However, Thoth Khepera attempts to suck the life before Batman stops her as the tomb collapses around them. Ra's asks for his daughter's forgiveness and she frees him, leaving Batman behind in the desert.


Another Star Trek alumni drops into the DCAU as Lt. Uhura, Nichelle Nichols voices the undead Egyptian queen.

69. House and Garden

House and Garden

Wealthy bachelors all over Gotham have been attacked and hospitalized by a rare plant toxin. Poison Ivy is the obvious suspect, but she has been released from Arkham and gone straight. Ivy is now married to her psychologist, Dr. Steven Carlyle. Because her body is swimming with toxins, Ivy is sterile and has found a new lease on life with her husband and his two sons. Dick Grayson is kidnapped by a plant monster and held for ransom. Bruce Wayne delivers the money at the docks and then tossed into the harbor. Changing into Batman, he rescues Dick who tells him Carlyle’s has no sons, only daughters. The Dynamic Duo sneaks into Carlyle’s home and discover Ivy has grown plant-based humanoids which grow at an accelerated rate. Batman douses the sprinkler system with herbicide to kill Ivy’s plant creatures. However, Ivy has already made her getaway, replaced by a plant double.

Poison Ivy

Okay, this episode is just FUCKED up and so is writer Paul Dini. This fact is confirmed on the commentary track by Bruce Timm. I can’t believe they got away with some of this stuff on a kid’s cartoon. Ivy creating pod children still freaks me out. Dini eventually topped himself for creepy Poison Ivy stories when he wrote an issue of Detective Comics where Ivy was revealed to have sexed up dozens of men & women, then fed them to her plants where they were slowly dissolved into a blob of ooze which merged together to seek revenge. Peter Strauss does the voice of Dr. Carlyle and Megan Mullally appears briefly as Dick’s girlfriend.

Apr. 10th, 2009

Comic Book Picks of the Week #36

Green Lantern #39 (DC Comics)

Green Lantern #39

"My precioussssss...It's ours and we wants it." The War of Light draws closer with the introduction of the Orange Lanterns, bizarre creatures from the depths of space and powered by greed. Having just survived a three-way battle with members of the Sinestro Corps and the Red Lanterns, Hal Jordan is now powered by his green ring as well as a power ring from the Blue Lantern Corps. I'd also recommend reading Green Lantern Corps which features the Lanterns further battles with the remnants of the Sinestro Corps (now under the leadership of Mongul) as well as the growing ranks of the Star Sapphires.

Marvel Zombies 4 #1 (Marvel Comics)

Marvel Zombies 4

Marvel Zombies has grown into a surprisingly successful franchise for Marvel which showed us an alternate world where all the superheroes have become flesh-eating undead creatures. There was even a crossover with Army of Darkness where Ash was dropped into the Marvel Zombie world just as the plague first hit. After the misstep of Marvel Zombies 2, Fred Van Lente took over the writing reins and brought the zombies to the proper Marvel Universe. Morbius the Living Vampire teams with Jennifer Kale, Daimon Hellstrom, and Werewolf by Night to hunt down the remaining escapees (incl. a zombie Morbius and the head of a zombie Deadpool). Meanwhile, the Hood has his own plans for the zombie plague.

Apr. 4th, 2009

Comic Book Picks of the Week #35

Destroyer #1 (Marvel MAX)

Destroyer #1

Last year, Walking Dead writer Robert Kirkman drew attention with his call-to-arms for comic creators to forgo their DC & Marvel paychecks in favor of working independently on creator-owned projects. Kirkman is now a partner with Image Comics, but Destroyer is one of the last books he had going along with a Killraven mini-series with Rob Liefeld. Destroyer stars Golden Age Marvel hero, Keen Marlow, a super-powered Brit who once fought alongside Captain America and the Invaders. This new series presupposes Marlow has continued his costumed adventuring for decades. Old age has gotten the better of him and doctors say he could drop dead of a heart attack at any moment. Hoping to leave the world a safer place for his family, Marlow goes on a one-man mission to end any and all threats left over before his inevitable death.

The Flash: Rebirth #1 (DC Comics)

Flash: Rebirth #1

Barry Allen returned in the pages of Final Crisis, now it's time for him to find his place in the world in this companion piece to Green Lantern: Rebirth. Having already faced down death, Allen knows he only has a limited time to set things right. Geoff Johns and Ethan Van Sciver look to build a Flash dynasty with Barry, Wally West, Jay Garrick, and the also-back-from-the-dead Bart Allen.

Seaguy: The Slaves of Mickey Eye #1 (DC/Vertigo)

Slaves of Mickey Eye#1

Some consider Seaguy to be one of Grant Morrison's lesser works. I wasn't much of a fan, but I give him the benefit of the doubt as most of his stuff reads better in one long sitting. Slaves of the Mickey Eye is the second chapter in the Seaguy trilogy in superhero seeking adventure in a bizarre totalitarian world ruled by a Disney-esque corporation. Morrison has said the first series was a metaphor for the innocence and naivete of childhood while the sequel is a parable for adolescence. Like any teenager, Seaguy spends most of the issue moping about the death of his friend, a talking tuna, and wondering what his place in the world is.

Apr. 3rd, 2009

Who Watches the Watchmen? - Annotations on Issue #3

"...and the people bowed and prayed...to the neon god they made." - "The Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel

Cover to Issue #3

The radiation sign is this issue’s recurring theme. Cut off it spells, ‘Allout Helter.’ Further cut off by the smoke it spells, ‘All Hel.’

Page 1
Panel 1 – ‘I saw the ship’s black sails against the Yellow Indies sky…’ Thus begins the comic-within-the-comic, the EC-inspired Tales of the Black Freighter. With society disillusioned by the existence of real superheroes, they wouldn’t care to read comic books about them. In real life, a glut of superheroes flooded the market following World War II after paper rationing was ended. Combined with the rise in popularity of crime and horror comics (particularly those published by EC), led to the death of the superhero and the end of the Golden Age of comics with only Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman staying in publication. They’d be revived in the late 50’s with the creation of Barry Allen, the Silver Age Flash. The character of Dr. Manhattan acts as an embodiment of the Silver Age of comics which I’ll get into next issue.


Gibbons pitched the idea of pirate comics and Alan Moore, being a huge fan of Bertolt Brecht and his Threepenny Opera went with it. The song, “Pirate Jenny,” is included on the Watchmen soundtrack. Threepenny Opera plays a huge role in the upcoming third volume of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Pirate Jenny is re-imagined as the rebellious daughter of Captain Nemo.

The black on yellow radiation sign is alluded to in the opening lines of the comic.

Panel 3 – The first mention of missing comic book writer Max Shea. He appears on the cover of The New Frontiersman, an extremely right-wing news magazine.

Panel 4 – First appearances of the Bernies. The pair act as a sort-of chorus for the comic with the older Bernie being particularly perceptive of the goings-on, even if he isn’t fully aware of it. Copies of Nova Express, the left-wing counterpart to New Frontiersman, hang in the newsstand. The publication is named after the Edgar Rich Burroughs novel.


Issue 3’s title, ‘The Judge of All the Earth’, and its end quote are taken from the Bible, Genesis, chapter 18, verse 25. God speaking to Abraham as he judges the city of Sodom.

Page 2
Panel 1 – The logo on the electrical plug is similar to the Flash’s logo.

Panel 5 - With superheroes existing in real life (and society eventually growing in resentment), superhero comics died in popularity.

Panel 9 – Behind Kovacs is the Utopia Theater, a revival house with some ironic choices for screenings.

Page 3
Panel 1 – Kovacs reads the New Frontiersman

Panel 4 – First appearance of the Institute for Interspatial Studies which is supposedly doing research into alternate dimensions. As we learn in the climax, it’s a front for Veidt and the scapegoat for the arrival of the alien squid.

Page 6

Janey Slater

Panel 1 – The next two pages are the comic book equivalent of split-screens. First appearance of Janey Slater, Dr. Manhattan’s ex-girlfriend. A friend suggested that the film could have gone the extra meta-textual step and cast Margot Kidder as the dying Janey.

Panel 6 – First appearance of Joey, a lesbian cab driver working for Promethean Cab. The name inspired by Greek mythology could be a clue that it’s another company owned by Veidt.

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Panel 2 – The first ad we see for the perfume Nostalgia by Veidt. Also, first appearance of the comic book shop, Treasure Island.

Panel 4 – The locksmith works for the company Gordian Knot Lock Company. The Gordian Knot was a sword in the stone-like legend associated with Adrian Veidt’s idol, Alexander the Great. When Alexander could not untie the knot, he simply cut it in half with his sword. It was the supposedly the first set in Alexander’s quest to conquer the known world. Aside from being an allusion to Veidt’s masterplan, it’s likely yet another in a myriad of front companies belonging to Ozymandias.

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Panel 5 – Dan’s teapot is made by Veidt

Page 11
Panel 2 – The Utopia is playing This Island Earth. The film’s Metalunan Mutant resembles Veidt’s genetically engineered creature.

Page 13
Panel 3 – First appearance of Nova Express reporter, Doug Roth, who was heard off-screen interviewing Janey Slater. He refers to Wally Weaver as “Dr. Manhattan’s Buddy,” an allusion to Superman’s Pal, Jimmy Olsen.

Page 15

Panel 6 – Dr. Manhattan’s televised appearance and the alley fight is probably the best example of the intercutting and ironic commentary that’s used throughout Watchmen. Post-coitus, Dan rolls over and Laurie lights up.

Page 16 – The panel layout for the interview and fight have been structured in the exact same way.

Page 17
Panel 2 – Proof that New Frontiersman isn’t very popular, their slogan is vandalized, “The New Frontiersman In Your Heart You Know It’s Right”-Wing.

Page 18
”In the end, a man stands alone.” and ”…and in the terrible silence I understood the true breadth of the word ‘isolation.’ foreshadow Manhattan’s self-imposed exile to Mars.

Page 19
Panel 1 – The private is singing, “Walkin’ on the Moon” by The Police

Page 24
Panel 2 – Rorschach tosses Dan a copy of the New York Gazette, the same one he purchased as Kovacs.

Panel 8 – Rorschach palms a bottle of Nostalgia. When the cop states his disgust for Rorschach’s smell, I always thought it was because of perfume spilled all over him. Actually, I think Rorschach doesn’t bother to shower or wash his clothes and just uses cologne to cover up the odor.

Page 26
Panel 2 – Both the comic and film versions of Nixon’s war room owe a debt to the production design from Kubrick’s Dr. Strangelove.

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Panel 6 – Allusion to both Dr. Manhattan’s growing detachment to humanity and the plight of the Mariner in Black Freighter.


This excerpt from Under the Hood goes into detail about the fates of the former Minutemen.

Mar. 28th, 2009

Who Watches the Watchmen - Annotations on Issue #2

Watchmen #2


Page 1
Panel 1 – The cover and first image of the second issue is the rain as it hits the angel statue across the eye and forms tears. Another recurring image as we see several times either with actual tears, make-up, or running mascara.

Panel 2 – I love the use of red in these first few pages.

Panel 3 – Guy holding the wreath of red roses is Moloch.

Panel 4 - The Silk Spectres, Sally Juspeczyk, and her daughter Laurie. Using the stage name, Sally Jupiter, the original Silk Spectre became one of the first superheroes more as a way to boost her modeling career than to fight crime. We’ve already met Laurie who was pushed into the superhero business by Sally who suffered from ‘stage mom syndrome.’

While Silk Spectre was ostensibly based on Nightshade, Alan Moore found the character too bland and brought in elements of other superheroines such as Black Canary and Phantom Lady. The original Black Canary was Dinah Drake who donned a bustier, leather jacket, and her trademark feature, a pair of fishnet stockings. She passed the mantle onto her daughter Dinah Laurel Lance. There have been several versions of the Phantom Lady with each one known for her skimpy costume. While Sally’s costume was rather alluring, it’s downright conservative compared to her daughter who essentially wore a negligee and high heels. I think some people might miss the point on Laurie’s costume as Moore was commenting on the trend in comics to barely dress their buxom females. I don’t see how anyone can run around on rooftops at night in only underwear and stilettos.

Panel 5 – Kovacs can be seen in the background still holding is “The End is Night” sign.

Panel 8 – Laurie loads the tobacco into the bulb of the funky cigarette holder. That’s how they work though I’m still not sure how those are different from a regular cigarette or maybe they’re just more fashionable. The date on the desk appears to be Oct. 16, 1985. Pay close attention to dates in the comic as some events aren’t told in a linear manner. They may be concurrent or even precede scenes despite appearing after.

Page 2
Panel 7 – Sally’s rest home is called “Penthe Gardens.” Penthe is a Greek word meaning, ‘to mourn.’ Very appropriate considering the circumstances.


Page 3
The title of this issue is, “Absent Friends,” from the Elvis Costello song, “The Comedians,” from the album Goodbye Cruel World, the follow-up to Punch the Clock. The last track on Goodbye Cruel World? “Peace in Our Time.”

Page 5
Panel 1 – The date in the corner reads Oct. 1940 which jibes with the newspaper headline, “Scientists Make First Artificial Wonder Element Plutonium.”

The Minutemen

Here is the original team of superheroes, the Minutemen, who never actually fought crime together. Rorschach briefly touched on their fates in the first issue and Hollis Mason goes more in-depth in the supplements. Like the first ever superhero team, DC’s Justice Society, several members of the Minutemen had their run-ins with the McCarthy and HUAC. And like other superhero teams, they keep trophies of their adventures inside their headquarters. From L to R, the Minutemen are:

Mothman – Byron Lewis who descended into alcoholism and suffered a nervous breakdown following HUAC’s investigations. He’s still alive during the events of Watchmen, but confined to a mental institute in Maine. As seen in the opening credits of the film, Mothman is dragged away kicking and screaming.

Dollar Bill – Real name unknown, Dollar Bill was previously a stand-out college athlete who was hired as in-house security by a banking firm to capitalize on the masked hero fad. Long before The Incredibles, Dollar Bill was gunned down in 1947 during a bank robbery after his cape was caught in a revolving door.

Captain Metropolis – A former Marine, Nelson Gardner (named after comic book writers E. Nelson Bridwell and Gardner Fox) used his military experience to fight crime. Metropolis put an ad in the papers calling for other costumed heroes to get together and form the Minutemen. He was involved in a homosexual relationship with teammate, Hooded Justice, and eventually died in a car accident in 1974.

The Comedian – I already wrote a bit about him last issue. He’s wearing a garish yellow and purple jester outfit that reflects the times. After being stabbed in a fight, Comedian switched to the darker, militaristic uniform that he’s seen in for the majority of the story.

Silk Spectre – Who we just met.

Hooded Justice – Not much is known about Hooded Justice who was the first costumed hero in the Watchmen world. He made his debut in brutal fashion dealing about severe beatings to an assortment of criminals. It is eluded to that he is a sexual sadist and is engaged in a homosexual relationship with Captain Metropolis. He posed as Sally’s boyfriend as a cover-up. He disappeared in the 50’s after refusing to reveal his identity to HUAC. In the Under the Hood excerpt at the end of issue 3, Mason speculates that Hooded Justice may have been an East German weightlifter named Rolf Muller who disappeared around the same time. Muller’s body washed up on a beach and it is more than likely the Comedian (who was tasked with finding HJ by HUAC) killed him in revenge for the events we are about to see.


If you look closely at the Last Supper shot during the film's opening credits, you can see HJ and Metropolis holding hands.

Nite-Owl – As mentioned before, he is police officer Hollis Mason.

Silhouette – Ursula Zandt was an Austrian Jew who fled Europe following the rise of the Nazis. She made her debut by taking down a child pornographer. She was revealed to be a lesbian in 1946 and kicked out of the group, only to be murdered six weeks later by a ‘minor adversary.’ In the film, Silhouette kisses the nurse in the famous VJ Day photograph and stuck around the Minutemen longer than her comic version. She and her lover are murdered in 1954.

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Panel 3 – Sally claws at Eddie’s face in the same place where he’ll eventually get the scar on Page 14.

Panel 9 – The trophy in the case is labeled, “King Mob’s Ape Mask” King Mob was a group of British radicals during the 1970’s. Their name originated from a graffiti slogan (sound familiar?), “His Majesty King Mob.” King Mob tagged their slogan, ” "Same thing day after day - tube - work - dinner - work - tube - armchair - TV - sleep - tube - work - how much more can you take? - one in ten go mad - one in five cracks up” in the London subway, a variation of which (one in eight go mad) can be seen in the first issue.

Grant Morrison named the lead character (and his stand-in) of The Invisibles King Mob. Morrison’s run on Doom Patrol featured the surreal terrorists, the Brotherhood of the Dada, which were also influenced by King Mob’s antics.

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Panel 6 – The bloodied Comedian being held by Hooded Justice mirrors him being held by the mystery assailant. The blood hitting his costume also mirrors the bloodied smiley-face button.

”This is what you like, huh? This is what gets you hot…” takes a new meaning knowing that Hooded Justice really did get off on this stuff. As a fellow sadist, I’m sure Comedian could smell his own.

Panel 9 – The clock above the doorway reads 5 minutes to midnight.

Page 8
Panel 6 – We get a better look of the painting behind Sally and see it is a portrait by Alberto Vargas who painted movie posters and pin-up girls. His art was replicated for use on the noses of aircraft during WWII. A mock Vargas of Carla Gugino as Silk Spectre was made for the film. It can be seen hanging in the Comedian’s apartment and she was painted onto the nose of the Enola Gay as it dropped the A-bomb on Hiroshima.

Page 9
Panel 5 - The first, last, and only meeting of the Crimebusters. The events here are replayed several times from different points of view. The headlines on the Comedian’s paper, read “French Withdraw Military Commitment from NATO” and “Heart Transplant Patient Stable’ The French withdrew from Nato in 1959, but the first heart transplant didn’t occur until 1964. Captain Metropolis put together this time much like he did with the Minutemen though he was excised from the film version and replaced with Ozymandias.

Page 10
Panel 1 – Clock’s hands are in similar positions to 5 to midnight.

The middle-aged Dan Dreiberg is almost where Capt. Metropolis is here with a pronounced paunch bulging out of his costume. His old-fashioned, conservative values are clearly out of touch with the social revolutions of the 60’s. As mentioned in the supplement, Metropolis would make racist remarks about minorities which only fanned the fuels of society’s anti-vigilante attitudes.

Despite being an amoral thug, the Comedian is the most perceptive of the heroes as he points out the ridiculousness of trying to combat abstract concepts. How exactly does putting on a goofy outfit stop ‘campus subversion’? How do you punch ‘promiscuity’ in the face?

Panel 5 – The date on the newspaper places this meeting in 1966.

Page 11
Panel 4 – One of the social ills Capt. Metropolis hoped to combat is ‘Black Unrest.’


Panel 7 – The seeds are planted for Adrian’s master plan.

Page 13
Panel 1 – One of the biggest divergences in this alternate timeline, America wins the Vietnam War thanks to Dr. Manhattan.

Page 16
Panel 4 – I love the irony of the counter-culture actually rioting FOR the cops. The Comedian now wears an S&M mask to hide the scar. And I can’t help but hear, “I’m Your Boogie Man.”

The perceptiveness of the Comedian


Page 17
Panel 6 – Newspaper headline reads, “Cops Say ‘Let Them Do It.’ Senator Keene Proposes Emergency Bill.” The police strike and subsequent riots lead to the Keene Act which bans masked vigilantism.

Page 19
Panel 4 – Moloch leaves flowers for Blake

Panel 5 – Jon notices Moloch.

Panel 6 – Jon and Adrian have cufflinks that match their insignias.

Panels 7-9 – Kovacs watches Moloch leave the cemetery.

Page 20
Panel 2 – Newspaper headline reads, “Soviets Will Not Tolerate US Adventurism in Afghanistan”

Panel 4 – First full look at Moloch, one of the only supervillains (other than Big Figure) to be seen in Watchmen. Aside from maybe one panel, we’ve never seen any of the heroes battle the supervillains in their heyday.

Pages 22, 23 – The blinking light from the Rumrunner neon sign matches the way color changed in the first issue.

Page 24
Panel 4 – Laetril (or Laetrile) is also known as Amygdalin, the term used in the film.

Page 25
Panel 1 – Porno theater is screening, “Enola Gay and the Little Boys,” one of several growing symbols of war that Veidt mentions in Karnac.
Panels 2 & 3 – Nostalgia as a recurring theme pops up again as Rorschach laments simpler times.

Page 27
Panel 5 – Pagliacci is a meta-textual opera by Ruggero Leoncavallo. It’s about an acting troupe performing an opera in which the fictional events mirror their real lives. In both instances, the lead murders his adulterous wife and her lover.

Mar. 22nd, 2009

Who Watches the Watchmen - Annotations on Issue #1

”We mustn’t complain too much of being comedians. It’s an honourable profession. If only we could be good ones the world might gain at least a sense of style. We have failed - that’s all. We are bad comedians, we aren’t bad men.” - The Comedians by Graham Greene

Watchmen #1


The image used on the cover is almost always repeated in the first and last panels of the issue. It also represents the underlying theme of said issue. This is the first appearance of the infamous blood-stained smiley-face. The blood stain mirrors the hands of a clock which is another important symbol.

Page 1
Alan Moore was notorious for the excessively detailed amounts of description he used in his scripts. He’d write out several pages just to describe one single panel. His script for the first issue (which was only 22 pages) was over a hundred pages. One of the innovative things he and Dave Gibbons used was borrowing techniques from film to make the comic more cinematic. The first page shows the ‘camera’ zooming away from the smiley face button and past Blake's apartment.

Moore and Gibbons, for the most part, use a 9 panel structure and only rarely open up the images. This allows the reader to truly pay attention to the story & art without disrupting the flow of reading by a confusing or varying layout. It also lulls the reader into a false sense of security thus adding to the impact when the structure switches significantly.

Rorschach's journal...

Panel 1 - The blood splatter on the sidewalk mirrors the blood stain on button.

Panel 3 - First appearance of the “End is Nigh” sign guy.

Panel 4 - “They could have followed in the footsteps of good men…”
The narration takes new meaning now that we know sign guy is Rorschach who holds a great amount of respect for the Comedian. Just as he’s tracking his own footsteps through Blake’s blood.

Page 2
Panel 1 - First appearances of Detectives Fine and Bourquin, the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Watchmen. The world of Watchmen is filled with a lot of ancillary characters that show us the ‘man on the street’ point of view in this insane world of superheroes and imminent nuclear holocaust. They add another layer of subtext to the story as well.

Panel 2 - “That would take TWO guys or one guy on serious drugs…”
Or one guy at the peak of human physical condition…

Panel 5 – First appearance of Edward Blake, AKA The Comedian. During the genesis of this project, Moore had toyed with the idea of using the Archie Comics’ stable of superheroes including the patriotically themed Shield. Later, Moore pitched DC the idea of using the Carlton Comics characters (which DC had purchased) under the title of Who Killed the Peacemaker? The story would center around the murder of the Peacemaker, a pacifist who so believed in peace he was willing to go to war for it. Blake would not hold such an altruistic motive. Moore eventually created his own stable of original characters when DC realized he’d render the Carlton crew ‘unusable.’

The Comedian’s name comes from the Graham Greene novel, The Comedians, about Francois Duvalier’s brutal dictatorship in Haiti. Greene was known for his blunt critique of American foreign policy including their involvement in Vietnam (read The Quiet American or view the film version starring Michael Caine & Brendan Fraser). Blake is definitely a representation of the darker side of American history.

Panel 6 - Det. Fine stares into a broken mirror image. This whole comic is essentially a shattered image of the traditional superhero comic book.

The Comedian

Panel 7 – Another important recurring image, close-up of a pair of hands clasping onto someone or something. The positioning of the hands is similar to the positioning of the hands on the Doomsday Clock. It’s also similar to the way one might hold a comic book.

Page 3
Panel 1 - Blake is kicked in the ribs while he lays face first in a pool of his own blood. Poetic justice for what he did to Sally Jupiter when they were Minutemen.

Panel 6 - Notice the wacky looking pipe and hat of the elevator operator. Another example of the level of detail Moore & Gibbons went into by designing alternative fashions and accoutrements.

Panel 7 - Recurring theme, the intercutting between two scenes while the narration overlaps into the second scene providing ironic commentary.

Page 4
Panel 3 – Bubblegum blowing kid is reading a copy of Tales of the Black Freighter. More on that later. The newspaper headline behind him reads, ‘Vietnam 51st State.’

Panel 5 – First appearance of the Gunga Diner. The wacky cars all run on electricity in this world thanks to Dr. Manhattan. You can see Kovacs on the other end of the sidewalk as he approaches the detectives.

Panel 7 – The hands on Kovacs’ watch are in a similar position to the Doomsday Clock’s. These last two panels read very differently after we learn Rorschach’s identity.

Page 5
Panel 1 – This is the exact same street corner from the previous panel with only the characters removed. This is another recurring theme using similar images as transitions from scene to scene. Ad on the side of the building for Mmeltdowns candy.

Page 6
Rorschach

First appearance of Rorschach who was based on the Carlton character, the Question, as well as the independently owned Mr. A. Both were created by Steve Ditko, co-creator of Spider-Man with Stan Lee. Ditko was a firm believer in Ayn Rand’s Objectivism which defined good and evil in terms of clear black and white. Both Question and Mr. A were followers of Objectivism though the latter was far more fanatical. The Mr. A comics were surreal, preachy, and quite brutal in their depiction of crime and punishment. Both characters wore a suit, fedora, and a unique mask to hide their face. The Question with a blank face, Mr. A with an expressionless metal mask. Rorschach is similar in dress, wearing a trenchcoat, purple pinstripe suit, and a mask made of two layers of white latex with an ever-changing blot of ink in between. The mask informing Rorschach’s worldview, black and white constantly shifting, but never mixing.

The title, ‘At Midnight, All the Agents’ is taken from the Bob Dylan song, “Desolation Row,” the last track off the album Highway 61 Revisited. revisiting, nostalgia, song is bleak. “Desolation Row” was covered by My Chemical Romance and played over the end credits of the Watchmen film. The song is referenced again at the end of the issue.

Page 8
I should point out that the last four pages contain no thought bubbles or sound effects. In fact, they aren’t used at all throughout the series. Comic book staples, the thought bubbles and effects have only recently become passé. In any other comic, the writer would have put in thought bubbles over Rorschach’s head saying, “Hurm…something behind this closet. I must investigate further…Great Scott! This man Blake was the costumed vigilante, the Comedian.”

Panel 7 – This photo gives us our first glance at the Minutemen.

Page 9
Panel 1 – The original Nite-Owl.

Hollis Mason & Dan Dreiberg

Panel 3 – Here are both versions of Nite-Owl, Dan Dreiberg with an elderly Hollis Mason. Nite-Owl is loosely based on the Carlton character, the Blue Beetle. The original Beetle was Dan Garret, a police officer who took up costumed crime fighting. He was succeeded by Ted Kord who used his scientific skills to develop a wide arsenal of gadgets including an airship in the form of a beetle. Mason and Dreiberg have similar origins. Notice the clock on the fireplace mantle.

Panel 4 – The Nite-Owl statuette pops up again and again in several important ways. The three masks are of similar design to the Comedian’s S&M mask. Novels on the shelf are 2 copies of ‘Under the Hood’, a book on cars, and Philip Wylie’s Gladiator. Wylie’s novel was about Hugo Danner, born with super-strength and bulletproof skin. Rather than immediately deciding to fight crime, he simply wishes to live his life only to be met with fear and suspicion. There’s a belief that the novel was influential in Siegel and Shuster’s creation of Superman.

Panel 7 – First glimpse of the graffiti slogan, “Who watches the watchmen?” First mention of the band Pale Horse (as in ‘Death rides a…’).

Panel 8 – The motto of Mason’s Auto Repairs is the very poignant, “Obsolete models a specialty.”

Page 10
Panel 1 - The song playing on the boombox is “Neighborhood Threat” by Iggy Pop off the album, Lust For Life. The track follows the song? “Turn Blue.” This is also our first glimpse of the Knot-Tops street gang.

Panel 8 – Label on the can says, Heinz 58. Evidently, in the Watchmen world, they have one more variety than we do.

Page 11
Panel 5 – The Sweet Chariot sugar cubes pop up a couple more times as Rorschach flips a bunch into his pocket. Even sociopathic vigilantes have a sweet tooth.

Page 12
Panels 3-5 – Just like the real Rorschach test, you can read whatever you want into the expressions on Rorschach’s mask.

Page 13
Dan Dreiberg

Panel 5 - One of the more iconic images of Watchmen which is basically a half-page penis reference. Dan, in his civilian attire, sits there, slumped over and limp while his costume stands tall and rigid.

Page 14
Panel 4 – Stick with Dick in ’84 flyer hangs in the window below. Our first reference to Nixon still being president.

Panel 5 – ‘Congress Approves Lunar Silos.’ The U.S. is growing really ballsy if they’re planning to put nukes on the moon.

Page 17
Panel 1 – The Chrysler Building in the background is dwarfed by Veidt’s skyscraper. There’s a Geodesic dome beneath it, further evidence of the drastic changes in Watchmen world. There are three total in this version of New York City.

Panel 3 – First appearance of Adrian Veidt, AKA Ozymandias. Veidt is loosely based on Peter Cannon, Thunderbolt. Another Carlton character, Cannon was raised in a Tibetan monastery and used Eastern mysticism and philosophy to hone his body and mind to perfection. Because of Veidt’s proficient fighting skills, I always mistakenly believed he was based on Judomaster. Veidt has given up his costumed alter-ego in order to build a vast corporate empire. I’ll have more on Ozymandias’s origin when we get to the penultimate issue.

I might be reading too much into it, but Rorschach actually takes his hat off in Adrian’s presence. Maybe it was just wet or maybe, despite their difference of opinion, Rorschach holds a certain amount of respect for Ozy? He certainly didn’t take his hat off for his best pal, Dreiberg.

There’s a fascinating dichotomy between these two characters. Rorschach has an unwavering black and white view of the world. He has a one-track mind where his entire crime fighting modus operandi appears to be to visit the same seedy bar and break somebody’s finger in order to gain information. He’s tackling crime one rapist after another. Veidt has effectively moved into shades of gray. He’s also a lateral thinker by taking into account the big picture and initiating a Byzantine plot to save the world.

Panel 7 – There’s an irony to all the Nazi talk as Adrian is the Aryan ideal of genetic superiority. He's blonde, blue-eyed, and is the peak of human perfection in intelligence and physicality. There is a mild implication that Adrian’s parents may have been Nazis or, at least, Nazi collaborators. I know Matthew Goode made that leap in creating the backstory to his character for the Watchmen film. He assumed Adrian gave away his wealth out of guilt and even had a hint of a German accent which he let slip during the final confrontation.

Rorschach & Adrian Veidt

Panel 8 – Now that we know Veidt is the big bad, the look on his face probably means he’s thought up about a 100 different ways to take out Rorschach.

Page 18
Panel 4 – Headlines read, ‘Nuclear Doomsday Clock Stands at Five to Twelve Warn Experts.’ And ‘Geneva Talks: U.S. Refuse to Discuss Dr. Manhattan’

Page 19
Panel 1 – The logo resembles the Superman ‘S’

Panels 2 & 3 – Rorschach runs down the sad fates that befell the original superheroes which I'll get to next issue.

Page 20
Panel 1 – First appearance of Dr. Manhattan, the only super-powered human being in the world, and his girlfriend, Laurie Jupiter, Silk Spectre II.

Page 23
Panel 9 – Another knowing look that takes new meaning upon second reading. Jon seems to already know that Dan and Laurie will wind up with each other.

Page 24
Panel 1 – The ‘Who Watches the Watchmen’ graffiti tag appears again. Written on the fence are ‘Krystalnacht,’ a fictional band in the Watchmen world. Like Joy Division, their name originates from Nazi nomenclature. The name actually plays a role in the final issue. Another graffiti tag, ‘One in Eight Go Mad.’ Not sure what the vandal originally meant by the phrase, but there were eight Minutemen, one of whom (Mothman) was sent to a mental institution.

Panel 4 – In the second floor window, we see the silhouette of two lovers embracing, another recurring image.

Panel 9 – Nixon campaign poster from last year’s election

Page 25
Panel 4 – The woman on the left has a knot-top hairdo so it isn’t only a gang trademark. She’s ordering a four-legged chicken, a subtle sign of the advancements made in genetic engineering. The woman in the right corner has Egyptian style eye-makeup. No doubt influenced by the rise in popularity of Adrian Veidt. Some people have speculated that the two men behind her are actually Hooded Justice and Capt. Metropolis who faked their deaths. Dave Gibbons said that wasn’t his intention.

Page 26
Laurie & Dan Dreiberg

Captain Carnage is the first mention of the highly sexualized nature of superhero outfits. Uniforms as costume fetish wear.

The ‘camera’ pulls away from the smiley face button just like the first page.

Panel 8 – “At midnight, all the agents and superhuman crew, go out and round up everyone who knows more than they do.”

I also found the following lyrics to be very relevant to Watchmen:

Yes, I received your letter yesterday
About the time the door knob broke
When you asked how I was doing
Was that some kind of joke?

All these people that you mention
Yes, I know them, they’re quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces
And give them all another name

Right now I can’t read too good
Don’t send me no more letters no
Not unless you mail them
From Desolation Row


Page 27
The first of many supplemental materials. I probably wasn’t the only one who skimmed through the prose pieces or skipped them entirely. If you did, you’re missing out on some important details.

Hollis Mason, a former superhero and auto mechanic, has appropriately titled his autobiography, Under the Hood. The death of Moe Vernon sums up the ludicrous tragedy of the Minutemen and their successors. “Ride of the Valkyries” is used in the film in a more Apocalypse Now fashion as the giant Dr. Manhattan stomps through the Vietnam jungle. Mason seems to have had the truest, most simplistic reasons for dressing up as a superhero. He was a cop as well as a fan of the pulp heroes and later the first costumed superhero, Superman. The same goes for Dreiberg who represents the fanboy in all of us, having grown up admiring Mason as well as birds and mythology.

"I'd never been entirely sure what Lamont Cranston was up to with Margo Lane, but I'd bet it was nowhere near as innocent and wholesome as Clark Kent's relationship with her namesake Lois."

Nostalgia isn't just a perfume, it's another major theme of Watchmen even if it is misplaced. Like most people, Dreiberg and Mason look back on the old days with fondness and think how much better things were. However, Moore turns those idyllic days on their head by showing how messed up the classic heroes actually were and not just in Watchmen. Looking back on a lot of those Golden Age comics, they all aren't quite as innocent as people think. In his earliest appearances, Batman would brutally dispatch criminals, snapping their necks or dumping them into a vat of acid. Wonder Woman stories had a lot of weird S&M, bondage stuff. As for Superman and Lois Lane's innocent relationship, all you have to do is browse Superdickery to see how messed up those Superman's Girlfriend, Lois Lane comics were. And I haven't even mentioned the racism or passe social morays.

Back Page
The Doomsday Clock is at 11:48 and counts down with each subsequent issue.

Mar. 21st, 2009

The DCAU Project #10

I did not realize that my last DCAU entry was last June. Personal life took a toll last summer, combine that with a little bit of laziness and procrastination. Not to mention, my computer crashed a few months ago. I actually had the next several write-ups completed, but thought they were deleted. Luckily, I found a few on a flash drive and we're back in Bat-Business.

56. & 57. Shadow of the Bat


Rupert Thorne is finally caught red-handed while smuggling contraband into Gotham. Though Batman trussed him up for the cops to find, it was Commissioner Gordon and the new Assistant District Attorney Gil Mason who are responsible for the collar. Mason has been taking the city by storm, bringing down crime figures due to a mysterious informant. His next bust is Gordon himself on suspicion of accepting bribes. Batman, too busy with his investigation, turns down Barbara’s plea to appear at a rally in support of her father. Robin goes instead and so does Barbara in a homemade bat-costume. A gang of thugs belonging to a new syndicate pull a drive-by. Robin and the all-new Batgirl team up to chase off the bad guys. Viewing a replay of the vent, Robin notices Mason ducking a minute before the bullets flew. At police HQ, Barbara finds the mugshot of one of the shooters only to find that he and Gil are buddies. In his guise as Matches Malone, Batman gets captured while tailing Mason’s goon, but learns Two-Face is the mastermind.

A Bat-girl?


Robin and Batgirl bump into each other while following Mason who is called to an abandoned subway tunnel by Two-Face. The sidekicks arrive and Two-Face floods the tunnels to wipe them all out. Only Batgirl escapes while Two-Face’s men abduct Gordon, making it look like a prison break. Batman and Robin make it out eventually and the extended Bat-family battle Two-Face and his gang on the docks. Batgirl goes after Mason while he tries to escape in a speedboat. He pulls off her mask, but gets kicked into the stern. Gordon is cleared of all charges while Mason remains in a coma.

The show's creators waited until the right moment to introduce Batgirl. They did the slow burn, bringing in Barbara Gordon first then eventually bringing her into the action. Even so, she didn't decide one day to put the costume on and fight crime. It all comes about purely accidentally. Batgirl only appeared in one other episode and didn't become a regular part of the cast until the series was revamped. I'm happy about the continuity nod in having Two-Face take out his old nemesis, Thorne. Melissa Gilbert does the voice of Batgirl and Tim Matheson (from Animal House) plays Gil Mason. Looking over his IMDB page reveals a neat tidbit, Matheson played Jace, one of the sidekicks, on Space Ghost. He also appeared on a recent episode of Brave and the Bold as Ted Kord's uncle.

58. Blind as a Bat


Bruce Wayne oversees the demonstration of a new heavy-armed helicopter. The Penguin hijacks the chopper and opens fire on the crowd. Bruce gets caught in close proximity to an explosion and is rendered temporarily blind. He refuses to remain bed-ridden while the Penguin holds the city hostage. Dr. Thompkins rigs up a helmet to allow him to see. Penguin shoots down the Bat-Plane and a disoriented Batman takes refuge inside a smelting plant. With his helmet damaged, a blind Batman still manages to defeat the Penguin.

Bruce Wayne loses his sight


I don't have much to add to this episode, except I love how Batman hooks his eyes up to a Virtua Boy in order to see. I thought that thing was supposed to make you blind? It was kind of a fill-in between a pair of 2-parters. The Star Trek connection continues with Diana Muldaur (Dr. Pulaski) returning as Dr. Leslie Thompkins and John de Lancie (Q) as one of Penguin's henchmen.

59. & 60. The Demon’s Quest


Robin sneaks back into his dorm room late one night where he’s ambushed. Batman returns to his Batcave after a fruitless search for the Boy Wonder. He is shocked to find Ra’s al Ghul and his manservant, Ubu, awaiting him. He tells Batman that his daughter Talia and Robin were kidnapped by the same people. Examining a photograph of the abductees, Batman deduces they have been taken to Calcutta. Tracking them there, they follow the trail into the desert. From there, it’s to the Himalayas. Batman parachutes out of Ra’s plane just as it’s blown up by a missile. Batman kicks all kinds of ass to find Robin and Ra’s al Ghul reveals himself to be the mastermind, something Bats always suspected. The whole elaborate plot was a test as al Ghul desires Batman to be the heir to his empire. Batman refuses and Ra’s collapses. Near death, Talia pleads with Batman to take her father to the Lazarus Pit where he will be resurrected. The process works, but Ra’s emerges completely insane.

Ra's al Ghul


Batman saves Talia from being thrown into the Pit as Ra’s returns to his normal self. Again, Batman refuses his offer so leaves him in the mountain as he activates the self-destruction process (like any good supervillain). Batman locates Ra’s al Ghul’s desert stronghold in the Sahara. Ra’s al Ghul plans to use a satellite relay to trigger multiple bombs located inside Lazarus Pits around the world. The resulting explosions would flood the chemicals everywhere and cause of the deaths of over 2 billion lives. Batman destroys the satellite and defeats Ra’s in combat.

The only major Bat-villain that hadn't been introduced yet, Ra's al Ghul, was created by writer Dennis O'Neil back in the 70's at a time when DC was trying to wash the campy horror of the Adam West series out of people's mouths. O'Neil adapted the comics himself for the show. What better way to debut a new adversary then by having him just walk right into the Bat-Cave? They also opened up the world with Batman going global and doing the Lawrence of Arabia thing. Former Supergirl, Helen Slater returns as Talia while David Warner (Tron, Titanic) plays Ra's.

61. His Silicon Soul


A trio of crooks break into a warehouse looking for high-tech equipment to sell. Batman bursts out from inside a crate and trounces the thieves. However, he’s injured during the fight, revealing wires and circuit boards in his stomach. This Batman goes home to Wayne Manor and totally freaks out Alfred who realizes that he is one of HARDAC’s Duplicants. Batman and Robo-Batman clash at the home of HARDAC’s creator, Carl Rossum. The phony Batman saves Rossum’s life as his greenhouse crumbles. The Duplicant follows a signal to a Raiders of the Lost Ark-looking warehouse and finds a tiny piece of HARDAC still functioning. He tries to reactivate HARDAC by uploading its program into the Bat-Computer. The robot Batman overrides HARDAC's control after falsely believing he killed the real Batman. It destroys itself to stop his master.

Robo-Bat


Again, not much to add. I think "Silicon Soul" could have been handled in a more interesting way. It would have been cooler if they did the whole episode from the point of view of the robot.

62. Fire From Olympus


Commissioner Gordon calls on Batman’s help when an informant is blasted by a lightning bolt by his boss Maxie Zeus. Zeus is a shipping tycoon involved with smuggling and has stolen an experimental, electrical cannon from the government. He’s also batshit bonkers, believing himself to actually be the Greek god, Zeus. He lives on a self-styled Mount Olympus atop his skyscraper and looks at his girlfriend and assistant, Clio, as a muse. Zeus prepares to fire the cannon into Gotham with Clio tied to the front of it. Batman short circuits the cannon with one of Maxie’s lighting bolts and the bad guy is sent to Arkham.

Maxie Zeus


The first and only appearance of C-list villain, Maxie Zeus, who got really buffed up for the cartoon. He just popped up in Kevin Smith's mini-series, Batman: Cacophony, where he was apparently cured of his delusions of grandeur. Before that, I think the only other Maxie Zeus story I read was the time he escaped from Arkham, ran into a tree, and knocked himself unconscious. Bess Armstrong who played Claire Danes' mom on My So-Called Life does the voice of Clio.

Jan. 16th, 2009

Comic Book Picks of the Week #34

Before I begin, please tell me this is an April Fool's Joke.

Smash Unleashed!


From the advanced solicitations for Image Comics:

SMASH UNLEASHED! (ONE-SHOT)
story JEPH LOEB
art & cover ROB LIEFELD
APRIL 22 32 PAGES / FC$2.99

Who or what is the SMASH! Captured and exiled by the Soviets in 1954, General Jacob Kurtz was transformed into something far greater and more terrifying than anyone ever imagined. His years lost to him, he is now captive of Project:Rebirth. Or is he? SMASH explodes back on the scene in this introductory one-shot that sets the stage for SMASH! to be UNLEASHED!>>

Noted purveyor of crap Rob Liefeld teams up with the once-talented Jeph Loeb (who seems to grow exponentially insane as time passes) for this thinly-veiled rip-off of a certain Green Goliath. Loeb would be the perfect writer for the book since his Red Hulk comics already read like a shitty early 90's Image comic.

Action Comics #873 (DC Comics)
Action Comics #873


One of the best Superman storylines in a long time. New Krypton sees an entire city of Kryptonians arrive on Earth and not all of them believe in truth, justice, and the American way. A secret faction within the government led by Lois Lane's father, General Samuel Lane, and Lex Luthor have further incited animosity between Earth and New Krypton by sending in the Kryptonite powered cyborgs, Metallo and Reactron, to kill Supergirl's father. Now, her mom, Allura Zor-El, has gone berserk while dozens of superheroes duke it out with thousands of pissed off Kryptonians. Before the dust is cleared, I can only give you three words: Kneel, Before, Zod.

Amazing Spider-Man #583 (Marvel Comics)
The Amazing Obama!


The main story follows a day in the life of Betty Brant, one of Peter Parker's best friends and a former Gal Friday at the Daily Bugle. It's the back-up feature that has everybody talking as Spidey saves the day at Barack Obama's inaugaration day. The regular cover is by John Romita, but the variant cover (by Phil Jiminez) featuring President Obama and Spider-Man skyrocketed in price before stores even opened. Ebay prices were up to $50 by the afternoon while my local stores were selling whatever stock they had left at $20 to $75.

Final Crisis #6 (DC Comics)
Final Crisis #6


Not really a pick, but more of a nitpick. Remember the much-hyped "Batman R.I.P.", the comic that was going to forever change the Bat-landscape and see Bruce Wayne face a fate worse than death? Well, that wasn't the end of it. Apparently, you had to buy the next two issues of Batman and the penultimate issue of Final Crisis to get the whole story. And none of it makes any sense. I love Grant Morrison. The guy is incredibly intelligent and creative. Problem is, sometimes he can be a little too intelligent and creative to the point where a simple comic book can go way over the heads of its intended audience. I can't make heads or tails out of most of this stuff.

SPOILERS AHEAD.

Near as I can figure, Batman appeared to die in a helicopter crash at the end of "Batman R.I.P." after narrowly defeating the Black Glove. He was captured at some point by Darkseid's minions and subjected to severe brainwashing. Bats uses his own memories and psychological torment to fight it off. Here, he busts loose and uses a gun loaded with god-killing bullets to shoot Darkseid (???). Then, the Dark Knight is promptly vaporized by the Omega Beams.

You'd think DC wouldn't kill the guy who just made you a billion dollars at the box office. This will lead into "Reign of the Supermen"...er...I mean, "Battle for the Cowl." At this point, I just don't care anymore.

Jan. 4th, 2009

Comic Book Picks of the Week #33

Incognito #1 (Marvel/Icon)

Incognito #1


If you're not reading Ed Brubaker & Sean Philips' Criminal, then I don't know what your problem is. If you are, then good for you, now buy this book too. Incognito is like Criminal with a dash of Wanted thrown in. Brubaker and Philips bring the same noir flavor to tell the tale of a former super-villain now in witness protection. Zack Andersen works as an office monkey and is largely ignored by his co-workers. But, at one time, he was Zack Overkill and tore through the city under the employ of the Black Death. Life sucks until he inadvertantly discovers a way to restore his powers.

X-Men: Magneto Testament #4 (Marvel Comics)

Magneto: Testmant #4


It's easy to tug at people's heartstrings with a Holocaust story, but it's difficult to tell it in a fashion that doesn't come off as exploitive or pandering. There's a whole glut of WWII/Nazi/Holocaust films in theaters and not all of them are Schindler's List. So compliments to Marvel and Greg Pak for the amazing work they've done with Magneto Testament. Marvel finally delves in-depth into Magneto's childhood from the murder of his family to his internment in Auschwitz where he is forced into the Sonderkommando, disposing of the bodies of his fellow prisoners. We witness horrific depths and tiny glimpses of hope.

Dec. 20th, 2008

Comic Book Picks of the Week #32

Ex Machina #40 (DC/Vertigo)

Ex Machina #40


Ex Machina meets Charlie Kaufman in this latest issue, written by Brian K. Vaughn with art by Tony Harris. Mayor Hundred plans to release his autobiography in comic book form and interviews Brian K. Vaughn and Tony Harris for the job. This isn’t a surreal Grant Morrison-esque treatise on the nature of fiction and reality, but a love letter to the post-9/11 NYC.

From last week:

Secret Invasion: Dark Reign #1 (Marvel)

Dark Reign


Secret Invasion is over. Heroes and villains, friends and enemies all came together. The Skrulls have been defeated and Earth is safe once more. Even missing heroes like Spider-Woman, Hank Pym, and Elektra are back. So, why isn’t everybody celebrating? Maybe because the Wasp is dead, SHIELD has been shut down, and Tony Stark is persona non grata. The keys of the kingdom have been handed over to Norman Osborn. Well, he couldn’t do worse than Bush, right? Now, begins the Dark Reign as Osborn forges a secret alliance with Dr. Doom, The Hood, Emma Frost, Loki, and Namor.

Marvel has really been on a roll with their summer events. Even though I’ve had problems with the resolution to some of them, they’ve done an excellent job with connecting them into one cohesive thread. From Civil War to World War Hulk to Secret Invasion and now Dark Reign. I’m eager to see where this goes and this is the jumping on point. My one complaint is Alex Maleev’s artwork. I’ve liked his stuff before, but he must have had an off day here. I have no idea with he was going for with Namor.

Also recommended:

The Hood #1 The Hood (Marvel MAX) – A 2002 mini-series by Brian K. Vaughn which introduced the current kingpin of the criminal underworld, the Hood. Low-level crook, Parker Robbins, discovers a mystical cloak which gives him superpowers. Aside from an appearance in the underappreciated miniseries, Beyond, the Hood has remained unused until recently.


Invincible Iron Man #8 Invincible Iron Man #8 (Marvel) – Out this week. Tony Stark used to be the man who practically ran the entire country, now he’s number one on Osborn’s hitlist. Iron Man deals with the fallout of the Skrull invasion and losing his Extremis powers while attempting to keep the Superhuman Registration Database out of the former Green Goblin’s hands.

Dec. 9th, 2008

The Best & Worst of The Punisher

My review of Punisher: War Zone is up on the Film Geek Blog. It's a fun action movie and they finally get the character right, but the script just wasn't there. And with War Zone flopping at the box office, I don't think the big lug is gonna get another chance. Too bad because he's one of my favorite comic book characters. No superpowers, just a pissed off guy with a whole lot of guns. If the Punisher films don't satisfy you, here are my favorite Punisher stories along with a few that should be avoided at all costs.

I tried not to load it with too much of Garth Ennis's stuff since that would be like making a greatest albums of all time list and just putting on nothing but Beatles. However, it was tough NOT putting Ennis's work on here since he's pretty much written the definitive Punisher.

1. “The Slavers”, Punisher MAX #25 – 30
Written by Garth Ennis, Art by Leandro Fernandez

Punisher #25


”… she told me the whole story. About the day she left her village. About the old man, about Cristu and Vera. About the thing her father said. About her baby. When she was done, I knew a lot of men would have to die.”

The pinnacle of Ennis’s run on the Punisher and a storyline that is definitely, ‘For Mature Readers Only.’ Never has Frank Castle run into anybody more deserving of brutal punishment than the Bulat family. On a rain soaked night, the Punisher meets Viorica. She tells him her harrowing tale of the Bulats. About their death squads and their sex slave trading. She tells him about the gang rapes and her murdered baby. Frank does what he does best; kill each and every one of them in a graphic manner including stringing up a man’s intestines while he’s still alive.

2. “Welcome Back, Frank”, Punisher Vol. 4 #1 - 12
Written by Garth Ennis, Art by Steve Dillon

Punisher #1


After a steady drop in popularity and a failed revamp, Marvel hands the keys to the Punisher kingdom over to the Preacher team of Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon who brought along their own unique brand of humor and violence. This 12-issue maxi-series turned The Punisher into an R-rated Looney Tunes when Frank is hunted down by the vindictive Ma Gnucci who’s lost her whole family to his war on crime. Featuring deaths by polar bear and suffocation via fat man. “Welcome Back, Frank” also introduces several characters used in the 2004 film including The Russian and the wacky neighbors (Joan, Spacker Dave, and Mr. Bumpo).

3. Punisher: Born #1 - 4
Written by Garth Ennis, Art by Darick Robertson

Punisher: Born


Another masterpiece from Garth Ennis, this 4-issue mini-series postulates that the Punisher wasn’t born in Central Park, but in the jungles of Vietnam. During the tail end of the war, Capt. Frank Castle is stationed near the Cambodian border at the rundown, ramshackle Firebase Valley Forge. His detachment includes fuck-ups and drug addicts. The few soldiers who do have half a brain are simply counting down the days when they can finally go home. Undersupplied and undermanned, Castle is transformed into something else when the base is overrun by NVA forces. Not just a great Punisher story, but a great war story on par with Platoon and Apocalypse Now.

4. Punisher: War Zone #1 – 11
Written by Chuck Dixon, Art by John Romita, Jr.

Punisher: War Zone #1


The first part of the storyline begins with Frank going undercover into the Carbone crime family as an enforcer named Johnny Tower. Castle takes the organization down from the inside out. The story really kicks it into gear in the second half when Don Carbone’s daughter, Rosalie, takes over the family business and gathers together a group of deadly assassins from around the world to hunt down the Punisher. The first issue features the popsicle torture scene used in the 2004 film. Also features the first appearance of Lynn Michaels, an NYPD officer who later operated briefly as Lady Punisher.

5. “Kamchatkan Konspiracy”, Punisher War Journal #31 – 33
Written by Mike Baron, Art by Andy Kubert & Ron Wagner

Punisher: War Journal #31


Not exactly an example of master storytelling, but it’s a fun read in a blockbuster action film manner. Following a lead on some gangbangers, Frank stumbles onto a plot by a radical environmental group (led by a Jane Fonda-esque actress) to blow up the Alaskan oil pipeline. From there, it’s a plane ride to Russia to take down a deposed general looking to secede from the Soviet Union. Lots of stuff gets blown up, blown up real good. And I love the covers by Joe Jusko.

Honorable Mentions: “Up is Down, Black is White”, Punisher MAX #19 – 24
Unlike most of the Punisher’s enemies, Nicky Cavella survived and unlike most of the Punisher’s enemies, he finds a way to get to him. Cavella digs up the bodies of Castle’s family and pisses all over them. Yeah, somebody is gonna get fucked up.

“Circle of Blood”, Punisher #1 – 5
The original Punisher mini-series. Marvel was wary of giving the violent vigilante his own book, but it sold well enough that they gave it an extra issue. Castle is finally caught and thrown into prison where he’s broken out by a clandestine group called The Trust who wants the Punisher as their own personal assassin. That works out about as well as you expect.

The Worst of The Punisher

1. The Punisher #60 – 62

Punisher #61


I am Punisher…color me black. You know you’re in trouble when you’re borrowing ideas from Soul Man. Now, the story arc (“Final Days”) leading up to this was actually pretty cool. The Kingpin abducts Micro and forces Frank to kill a rival drug dealer. In the process, he’s arrested and thrown into Ryker’s where he’s disfigured by Jigsaw. Escaping, Frank gets a new face from a plastic surgeon and like Michael Jackson in reverse; he’s suddenly a black guy. He also teams up with Luke Cage because Marvel only has 2 black superheroes.

2. Punisher: Purgatory

The Supernatural Punisher


After taking a nose dive in popularity, Marvel handed the keys to the Punisher kingdom to the Marvel Knights banner, run by Joe Quesada (future editor-in-chief) and his partner Jimmy Palmiotti. They had done an exceptional job in reviving Daredevil by bringing in Kevin Smith to write the Man Without Fear. Everyone was hoping for similar success with a revamp of the Punisher. Didn’t happen. Frank dies and is brought back to life by angels, given the power to conjure any weapon he wishes in order to kill demons on Earth. Nope, this is not the Punisher.

3. Dolph Lundgren

Dolph Lundgren as The Punisher


Marvel is raking in made duckets from their movie franchises, but it wasn’t so long ago that their cinematic ventures were a complete laughing stock. Howard the Duck, anyone? Marvel’s second film, The Punisher, starred the marbled mouthed muscleman from Sweden as the title character. Hey, he killed Apollo Creed, what could possibly go wrong? Apparently, nobody saw Masters of the Universe. The movie sucked, went straight to video, and didn’t even feature the character’s famous skull emblem. Seriously, you couldn’t spend 5 bucks to print a t-shirt with a skull on it? Only positive thing I can say about this turd? It's not as big an embarrassment as that Nick Fury movie with David Hasselhoff.

Nov. 12th, 2008

Comic Book Pick of the Week #31

Batman: Cacophony #1 (DC Comics)

Batman: Cacophony #1


Kevin Smith returns to the comic world with a three issue mini-series starring the Dark Knight. Look for issue two to hit stands sometime in 2011. Actually, the terminally late Smith has already turned in all three scripts so the book should come out relatively on schedule. Hopefully, it won't suck like Smith's last effort, Spider-Man/Black Cat.

What was he thinking on that one? Sorry, I killed Mysterio, here's a shitty, new version for you.

But, I digress. Smith is set loose in the Bat-Universe and the debut issue features a wealth of villains such as Joker, Maxie Zeus, Mr. Zsasz, Deadshot, and Smith's own creation, Onomatopoeia. It's a little too talky, but it is written by Kevin Smith. The art by Smith's buddy, Walt Flanagan ("Tell 'em, Steve-Dave!"), is a little off-model at times, but this looks to be a fun book.

The Joker


Also recommended, The Joker hardcover graphic novel by Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo. If you're jonesing for more of the Joker, then this is for you featuring a Heath Ledger-esque version of the Clown Prince of Crime. Azzarello once again shows off his flair for noir with this crime tale about the Joker released from Arkham and looking to take back his territory. Azzarello reinterprets some of Batman's famous foes as realistic, street-level crooks. Oh, how I have fallen in love with Bermejo's rendering of Harley Quinn.

Oct. 31st, 2008

Comic Book Pick of the Week #30

Final Crisis: Rage of the Red Lanterns (DC Comics)


Rage of the Red Lanterns #1


Hal and John Stewart lead a squad of Green Lanterns in escorting Sinestro to Korugar for execution. They're ambushed by members of the Sinestro Corps who are in turn ambushed Atrocitus and his new Red Lantern Corps of blood spewing psychos. We're also introduced to the first of Ganthet's Blue Lanterns of hope while the Controllers begin assembling their Orange Lanterns. It's not as cheesy as it sounds.

I won't get into a long discussion on why you should get this comic. Yeah, the start of the Lantern Wars is awesome, but none could be more awesome than this...

Meow...


I give you Dex-Star, the LOLCAT from Hell.

Aug. 28th, 2008

Comic Book Pick of the Week #29

Kick-Ass #4 (Marvel/Icon)

Kick-Ass #4


G-d damn does this book get better and better. If you've already read the leaked casting notes, then this issue will help make sense of them. Dave Lizewski (aka Kick-Ass) confronts a bunch of drug dealers and gets his ass beat only to be saved by a 10-year old pixie with a pair of samurai swords. Meet Hit-Girl and Big Daddy (to be played by Nicolas Cage in the feature film), a pair of costumed heroes who actually know what they're doing and are looking to cut a bloody swath through the mafia.

It's hard not to crack a demented smile while reading this comic chock full of blood, carnage, and foul language. Mark Millar must be having the time of his life writing Kick-Ass and John Romita Jr. is just on. He deftly draws Hit-Girl as a one kiddie killing machine. Yet never forgets she is only 10, still bringing the cute factor. Watch Hit-Girl leap off rooftops with her tongue sticking out the corner of her mouth. So adorable.

Hit-Girl gets Hattori Hanzo on your ass.

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