The DCAU Project #13

Ra’s al Ghul returns to Gotham. His men sleep gas the staff of a retirement home as Ra’s makes off with one of the elderly patients. Ra’s leaves behind a cassette for Batman and Robin to find. Playing the tape they hear Ra’s narrating a story set during the tail end of the 1800’s as the railroads expand into the Wild West. Bounty hunter Jonah Hex searches for a wanted outlaw named Arkady Duvall. A saloon girl leads Hex into the desert where he comes across Ra’s al Ghul and Arkady spearheading construction on a massive airship. Ra’s uses the ship to bomb the railroads eventually making his way east to Washington D.C. Hex sneaks aboard the airship, blowing it up from the inside out. Back in the present, Batman arrives at the airfield where Ra’s reveals the old man he has absconded with is Arkady, his son. Arkady served 50 years of hard labor and has survived due to a bath in the Lazarus Pit in his youth. Batman allows Ra’s to leave with his son, knowing there will be another day.

I'm a huge Jonah Hex fan. The early issues of his current series are some of the best Western tales I've read. It's awesome that the producers were able to push a character the majority of their viewers never heard of and relegating Batman to a cameo appearance. The Jonah Hex depicted here is a much older version of the bounty hunter. His younger incarnation would appear in an episode of Justice League Unlimited. Jonah Hex is voiced by veteran Western actor Bill McKinney who played Redlegs Terrill in The Outlaw Josey Wales and one of the rednecks who made Ned Beatty squeal like a pig in Deliverance. "Showdown" also featured Bewitched star Elizabeth Montgomery as the saloon girl and Malcolm McDowell as Duvall.

The Riddler has seemingly reformed and now works as a game designer for Wacko Toys. Batman doesn’t believe he’s gone straight for a minute. Sure enough, the Riddler is still leaving hidden riddles in his toy ads to clue the Dynamic Duo onto his next crimes. Deciphering the message, they find two of Riddler’s men robbing a jewelry store. The thieves manage to escape while Robin breaks his leg. Riddler uses his next clue to lead Batman into a trap at the convention center where he’s rigged the place with explosives. Of course, it fails and Riddler gets sent back to Arkham. Not knowing Batman survived by hiding in a safe, Riddler is driven insane by the fact he can’t figure out how Batman did it.

Currently, the Riddler has gone successfully straight in the pages of Detective Comics, using his intellectual acumen as a private investigator. In "Riddler's Reform," he's unable to leave behind his criminal impulses. They do a really good job in exploring Nigma's obsessions. Riddler's henchmen in this ep are played by the late-Robert Pastorelli and The Greatest American Hero William Katt.

Bruce Wayne picks up the tab for Two-Face to have reconstructive surgery in an effort to return him to plain, old Harvey Dent. Thugs burst into the operating room and abduct Two-Face. Batman and Robin question two men who have grudges against Dent, Rupert Thorne and the Penguin, but neither of them did it. Batman tells Robin to stay back when he realizes the true mastermind. He confronts Two-Face (who kidnapped himself) at a construction site, only to be captured and placed in a typical supervillain death trap. Before he can decide on Batman’s fate, Two-Face flips his coin, but it lands on its edge. Batman, who switched it with a trick coin, uses the distraction to escape. Robin disobeys orders and swings in for the last second save.

An actual mystery for the detective which is surprisingly rare for the series. To the writers' credit, they found a way to make Two-Face even more sympathetic while still making him the main villain of the piece.

Harley is declared competent enough to be released from Arkham. She takes her pet hyenas for a walk and decides to buy a new outfit at the same store where Bruce Wayne and Veronica Vreeland happen to be shopping. A misunderstanding with a security tag freaks out poor Harley. She slaps on the make-up and costume, grabbing Veronica as a hostage. From there, everything builds to a long, wacky chase involving the Dynamic Duo, Harvey Bullock, Boxy Bennett and Veronica’s father, General Vreeland, who comes after them in a tank. Harley is sent back to Arkham once more though Veronica has dropped all charges against her. Batman brings Harley the dress she attempted to buy and receives a big, fat kiss in return.

All the Harley episodes are great, but I think "Harley's Holiday" is the best one followed by "Mad Love," "Harley & Ivy," and "Harlequinade." Paul Dini redeems himself following Ivy's birthing of the pod children. Again, they make Harley more sympathetic despite being the main antagonist. And I love the crazy screwball chase sequence.

Batman and Robin return the Scarecrow to Arkham where they meet the new head of security, Lyle Bolton. Scarecrow pleads with our heroes not to take him back as he escaped just to get away from Bolton. His curiosity piqued, Bruce Wayne calls for a hearing on Bolton where Harley, Scarecrow and the Ventriloquist are too intimidated to testify against him. Seeing this, Bruce offers to extend Bolton’s contract causing the inmates to recant their testimony. Bolton flips out, blaming society for creating all these lunatics. Remaking himself into Lock-Up, Bolton begins his mission by kidnapping Summer Gleeson who he views as the liberal media glorifying the very criminals he detests. Next, he goes after Commissioner Gordon, Mayor Hill and Dr. Bartholomew, imprisoning them all in the brig of a freight ship. Batman and Robin manage to free the prisoners. Lock-Up is defeated and sent to Arkham, this time as an inmate.

Much like Harley, Lock-Up was a villain created for the series whose popularity warranted his introduction into the comic books. His most high profile criminal act was giving Lex Luthor and the Secret Society blueprints for every prison on the planet, allowing them to stage simultaneous break-outs worldwide.

Batman encounters a new costumed criminal called the Condiment King, who robs a ritzy restaurant armed with ketchup and mustard guns. He slips on his own gunk and falls onto the roof of a police car. The Condiment King is revealed to be a well-known comic and his manager has no explanation for his actions. Alfred’s shopping trip is interrupted by another fruitcake dubbing himself the Pack Rat, who passes up valuables for junk. Batman and Robin deal with him easily and discover he’s really another famous comedian. They also find one of the Mad Hatter’s control chips attached to his neck. Visiting the Hatter in his cell, they find him comatose with one of his own chips implanted on his neck as well. Meanwhile, a third comedian, Lisa Lorraine, has been kidnapped. Their one connection was that they all judged a comedy festival which was crashed by a disguised Joker. This time around, he’s returned to make sure he’s crowned the funniest man in Gotham. To combat Batman and Robin, he’s turned Lorraine into Mighty Mom. Robin deals with the mop-wielding maniac while Batman takes his arch-nemesis. The Joker finally gets the trophy along with a ride back to Arkham.

You know, I would totally buy JLU-style action figures of Condiment King, Pack Rat, and Mighty Mom.

A powerful robot breaks into prison and grabs Mr. Freeze from his cell. Batman and Robin consult with Carl Rossum who tells them the robot was designed by him for theme park mogul Grant Walker. Walker has taken Freeze to Oceania, a state-of-the-art island stronghold. He wants to undergo the same procedure that Freeze went through to become immortal. In exchange, he gives Freeze a new suit and the means to cure his wife. Becoming Mr. Freeze-lite, Walker further plans to freeze the entire world leaving only a select few alive and under his rule. Batman convinces Freeze to help them stop Walker. Freeze activates the island’s self-destruct sequence. Everyone evacuates, except for Freeze who stays behind with his wife. In the end, Walker is seen trapped inside a block of ice, sinking to the bottom of the sea while Freeze floats towards the Arctic inside a glacier.

"Deep Freeze" was a pretty good episode and a nice return for Mr. Freeze though it's not nearly as strong as "Heart of Ice." But, that's a hard act to follow. Still, I love the idea of Grant Walker, the evil Walt Disney with his James Bond supervillain headquarters. The direct-to-video movie, Batman: SubZero picks up right where this episode left off.

Bored with her studies, Barbara Gordon dons the Batgirl outfit to investigate the theft of a valuable jade cat. Checking out the scene of the crime, she runs into Catwoman who claims she didn’t steal the statue. The two of them team up to figure out who’s really responsible as Robin tries to keep tabs on them with Bruce Wayne away in Paris. Batgirl and Catwoman trace the acid used in the robbery to Roland Daggett who’s using one of his abandoned factories as a hideout. Daggett’s goons capture the girls, preparing to forgo the supervillain deathtrap and just simply shoot them and dump their bodies in the acid. Robin swings in just in the nick of time. As a part of their deal, Catwoman agrees to turn herself in, which she does only to escape a few minutes later.

The flip side of "Harley and Ivy" with the good girls or, at least, the good girl and the sorta-good/sorta-bad girl. I believe this is the last Batgirl appearance for the original incarnation of the series. She became a regular character when the show revamped and switched to the WB. The popularity of episodes such as this and "Harley and Ivy" lead to the web-exclusive Gotham Girls focusing on the female denizens of Gotham. To my knowledge, they haven't been released on DVD yet.






















































































